Have you been wondering recently about the delays in the production of our beloved newspaper? I have solved this problem. Before a recent revelation, I, much like you assume, chalked up the Surreal Times’ tardiness to the antics and indifference of the Pig. We the paper and its readers rely on him to produce only 5... [Continued]...
Toddlers from the Advanced Math Kindergarten have been going door to door, pretending to be lost and asking homeowners to help them find their way home. They appear harmless and innocent, but they are smart and maniacal. When you give them your phone to call their parents, they pretend to make a call and sneakily dow... [Continued]...
"Away Finds Life"
Serr-vo was off balance. It was hard to move with a left leg and a right wheel, after all. ... [Continued]...
A report from Surreal Times HQ indicates that a student at UMass Amherst has escaped some sort of pocket dimension in the form of an endless hallway. The student, sophomore Rupert Forbert, has been trapped in this hallway since december 20th, the last day of the Fall semester for the university. Despite escaping just t... [Continued]...
In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.
