“Well, I think I speak for the entire Brigade when I say we’re both embarrassed and frustrated,” said Head Lobsterman Jim Grady to the Times on Wednesday.... [Continued]...
Ipsum Pharmaceuticals has come under fire recently for an increase in the retail price of their most popular product, Disassociex. The drug temporarily alters memory and personality traits, essentially creating a different person who inhabits your body before fading away an hour later. Disassociex has become increasing... [Continued]...
A new "game" is spreading like wild fire across parties around our kids’ college campuses, and in some cases high schools. It is ugly, self-destructive, and frankly, stupid. The kids call it “cigarette-jousting”.... [Continued]...
Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest
Thief remains at large
The PIA discovered a stash of 1,203 personal journals inside of a covertly-positioned tent on UMass campus. Investigators found these beholders of personal secrets scattered among Dominoes pizza boxes, throw-away cameras, and a master notebook which appeared to keep notes on the contents of the other notebooks. As well... [Continued]...
