It’s not everyday you find yourself standing beside the head chief of Agnatroptes, Goh-Tahm-Kual, rubbing your thumbs and wondering what to say.... [Continued]...
In March, a newcomer to the Amherst town meeting made a strong impression on attendees when he catered to a broad worry of theirs: the impending summer heat. As you know, Amherst has faced persistent drought issues over the last few years.... [Continued]...
The Times regrets to report that The Arkansas Howler has again come into contact with law enforcement (the Howler is famous for his repeated attempts at the world record for loudest human utterance). Witnesses say that a disagreement over volume between the Howler and a neighbor became heated. The neighbor appears to h... [Continued]...
A dangerous and costly computer worm is running rampid in the Amherst area and, I have been told, around the entire nation. It is entering our computers in one fashion or another. We at UMass PD, are not yet sure of how it is doing this. We are sure, however, that this worm is causing computers to project h... [Continued]...
