| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly And A Nipple | The Editors |
| February 9, 2021 |
News Pirates Hijack Distribution Box | Times Staff |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Unsolved Case: Hand Disembodiment On The Charles | Tom Johnson |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Surrealist Media Organizations Join Forces | The Editors |
| October 5, 2019 |
Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show | Boobnbob |
| October 5, 2019 |
Writer Glitches STD Ray Gun | Ned Greebly |
| June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| January 17, 2019 |
Serum to Counter Hair Anywhere Spray | Tom Johnson |
| December 27, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Banned Across the Pioneer Valley | Tom Johnson |
| November 26, 2018 |
Honors College Begins Mushroom Operation On Finely-Shredded Hopes and Dreams | The Purple Hermit |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund | The Editors |
| October 4, 2018 |
Community Bikes Sustainably Kick | Clarence Mon |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| April 19, 2018 |
2nd Annual Acupuncture Social | Loomis Taunch |
| September 13, 2017 |
Surreal Newsroom on 9/14/2017 | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 6, 2017 |
Come to the Inaugural Surreal Newsroom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 10, 2017 |
Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 17, 2017 |
Montreal Endures Viscous Inhabitant | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 1, 2017 |
AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER | Clarence Mon |