| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Opinion: What’s So Scary About Skeletons? | Spookas Ghoulgen |
| August 23, 2021 |
Opinion: Animal Testing Is Wrong, Use Furries Instead | Dr. Mormonius Rex |
| May 29, 2021 |
Fractional Reserve Bone Keeping | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining | Paul Kruger |
| April 9, 2021 |
Help! I've Been Kidnapped And Forced To Listen To The Mars Volta | Flip Gilligan |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Women Re-defines Love Function | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Opinion: Humans Should Be Banned | Guy Person |
| March 1, 2020 |
Woman Plays Violin During Brain Surgery | Freak Funk Frank |
| January 25, 2020 |
Opinion: Nuclear Won’t Last | Aldus Humbleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Reality: An Inescapable Eternity, Or A Failed Century-long Experiment | Ezra Ryder |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| December 6, 2019 |
Opinion: Eat Blue Aliens For Morals And Sustainability | Aldus Humbleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Opinion: I Love Tinnitus | Chadborne Prendergast |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Logs of Earl Bristol Goddard Published | The Purple Hermit |
| December 30, 2018 |
An Attempt on Dr. Linda Peterson's Life | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
| July 21, 2018 |
Town Must Do Better | Chris Bascomb |
| April 21, 2018 |
Special Report: On Recent Developments in Hermitude | The Editors |
| April 19, 2018 |
Opinion: Is The Hermenaut Even Interested In Becoming The Ultimate Hermit? | Roberto Piccolo |
| March 11, 2018 |
Head of Atonal Music Appreciation Club Silently Outed | Common Observer |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 22, 2018 |
Goose Gingertop Deployed | Jang Ben |
| December 25, 2017 |
The New Assault on Rationality | Roberto Piccolo |