Even in these surreal times, some people remain trapped in the narrow land that is reality, most by no fault of their own. It is unfortunate that today’s governments lack the fertilizer necessary to keep their subjects colorful.... [Continued]...
Last year, my grandmother passed away at 93. In the final years of her life, she lost her voice. My grandmother always had the most beautiful voice. When she sang, her gorgeous soprano would envelop an entire room. In a crowded church, it would overpower every other voice in the room. When she sang, you heard her story... [Continued]...
My basement is filled with so many hungry mouths, and let's just say some of them have started gnawing on my vast collection of "Willow" VHSs, (if you know what I mean.) So I gotta adopt out some of this writhing bunch of moldy beanie babies.... [Continued]...
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover
Humans of the Surreal Plane
VENICE, CA —Saturday. A man 40 years young rolled around the Venice beach boardwalk on a scooter contraption with enough sexual gravity to warp spacetime. His ride consisted of a giant bean bag which dragged on the pavement on either side of a rented electric scooter. He leaned back like a rugged motorcyclist, bumpin... [Continued]...
