| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Covid Variant Detected | Paul Kruger |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Completed Observations Of An Oatmeal Beard On A Bus. | Melanie Richardson PsyD |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Under 5 List | Paul Kruger |
| May 29, 2021 |
Hiccupper Quarantine Camps | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| May 29, 2021 |
Fractional Reserve Bone Keeping | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
A New Kind Of Hiccup | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Bone Storage Problems | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? | Common Observer |
| March 12, 2021 |
Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love | Tony Pepperoni |
| February 9, 2021 |
The Petri Dish Kids | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| December 13, 2020 |
Account: Observations of An Oatmeal Beard on a Bus | Melanie Richardson PsyD |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Plea For Help From The Planet Of Dearth | John Doe |
| September 23, 2020 |
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| January 25, 2020 |
Account: Misinterpretation Of Signs | Bresson Frank |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
NASA "Oport2nity" Project Plagued by Unexplained Accidents | The Purple Hermit |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| October 4, 2018 |
Pablo Little Hospitalized After Dangerous Vision | Roberto Piccolo |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| May 30, 2018 |
The Octo Report: "Collision Festival" Takes Off | Eddie Octo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
| April 19, 2018 |
Arkansas Howler Arrested After Altercation With Neighbors | Roberto Piccolo |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| March 11, 2018 |
The Arkansas Howler Returns | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 20, 2018 |
Interesting Trend Spreads Across South America | Cro Raka |
| October 15, 2017 |
UMass Football Goes Gorillas | Wes Sizemore |
| September 23, 2017 |
More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry | Cro Raka |
| September 22, 2017 |
Couple Does a Marriage | Cryptic Mark |
| March 6, 2017 |
Police Kidnapping Maybe Solved | Richard Jenkins |