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Blip in The Axioms of The Universe   .:.   
Account: Hand Sanitizing Vigilantism Saves the World   .:.   
Love Story   .:.   
Genetics For Hire   .:.   
Dental Delinquent On The Loose   .:.   
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice   .:.   
Profile: The Skatebirder   .:.   
Preservationism: A Manifesto   .:.   
Not Enough Karma For Hands   .:.   
Volcano Gods Demand Tribute   .:.   
Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday   .:.   
Third Eye's Brew   .:.   
Live News Broadcast   .:.   
Man Suffers Cell Merging Disorder   .:.   
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines   .:.   
Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation   .:.   
From The Mouth of The Pig 31   .:.   
Letters to The Editor   .:.   
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax   .:.   
Airplane Stuck in Orbit   .:.   
From The Mouth of The Pig 30   .:.   
From The Mouth of The Pig 29   .:.   
Bihexical Comic   .:.   
Bird Funeral, At Least You Know, A Public Notary   .:.   
Wife Dressed Up As Stray Anteater Surprised as Husband Shows Potential for Pet Care   .:.   
Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives   .:.   
Woman Uses Eyeballs as Toys   .:.   

Account: Hand Sanitizing Vigilantism Saves the World

Carl Mon,
Head of Peripheral Intelligence Agency

BREAKING NEWS: The government is unprepared, outmatched by this corona-virus. The only answer: good-doing people taking things into their own hands -- or, some might say, putting things into dirty hands. Groups of vigilante sanitization militias have been seen roaming the streets, grabbing unsuspecting unsanitary passe... [Continued]...

Genetics For Hire

Doctor Rotcod,
Times Correspondent

This is a strange tale that lies at the crossroads of individual freedom and genetic manipulation. A conversation between a quack Doc and an eccentric CEO who goes by King Honcho. I knew I had to contact the King when I saw one of his advertisements at my local dentist office. ... [Continued]...