Gimmicky restaurants are a dime a dozen these days. It’s fun to go out to eat somewhere with a different mood or atmosphere, but so often I have been to restaurants where they overdo the “allure” aspect while serving mediocre food. This is why I get excited when a new restaurant comes along that is all parts fun,... [Continued]...

New Research Out of The University of Dortmund

“Eddie Octo’s Master’s Thesis on Localized Temperature Eratics, Published!”

The Editors,
Times Staff

Eddie Octo, the Surreal Times miniature Newsoctopus, recently obtained his master's degree from the University of Dortmund. He has since received widespread congratulations for bridging new ground. People everywhere are excited by what he has done, and how he will apply Surreal Engineering to Journalism going forward. ... [Continued]...