I’ve been very sad recently after my best friend, Dorf, was sent back to his home planet. I don’t even like calling it his home planet, because my house here on Earth is his home to me. But, he is on Nebulonis now and there is nothing I can do about it. He is weaving in and out between warp-speed nebulo-buses. He i... [Continued]...

Preface: As stated in our manifesto, we, The Noveltiests, of The Novelty Society, dedicate ourselves to fighting entropy and creating arrangements and occurrences. It is our hope that someone above — a God, a super-intelligent alien, or perhaps a higher-dimensional being of some kind — will take notice of our novel... [Continued]...