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Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash   .:.   
The Completed Observations Of An Oatmeal Beard On A Bus.   .:.   
Simulation Hackday   .:.   
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Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body   .:.   
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Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five.   .:.   
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Mourning Breath   .:.   
Picnic In The Sahara   .:.   
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Turtle's Dreams   .:.   
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Recommended Negative Vibe Quota   .:.   
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly And A Nipple   .:.   
Surreal Times Contest   .:.   
The Arson Streak Because Of The Absence Of The Melon Man   .:.   
Save the UMass Scifi Club   .:.   
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Public Notice: Bones Will Be Distributed Evenly   .:.   
Fair Redistribution Of The Bones To Personalities   .:.   
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