Search results for "column": The archives contain 24 relevant article(s). Date Published Title Author(s) December 12, 2021 Column: Pleakley's Afternoon Pleakley Pow Pow December 12, 2021 Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst Dernberger Spengleton August 23, 2021 The Completed Observations Of An Oatmeal Beard On A Bus. Melanie Richardson PsyD July 18, 2021 Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! Jupiter April 9, 2021 A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig Zulu Z. Zulu April 9, 2021 Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? Jupiter March 12, 2021 Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love Tony Pepperoni December 13, 2020 Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art Jupiter December 13, 2020 Aldus Presents: Unperiodic Reminder Aldus Humbleton October 28, 2020 Task Tony Episode 1 Tony Pepperoni March 1, 2020 Selected Not-news Since 1973 Frank Earhorn March 1, 2020 Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln Jupiter February 29, 2020 Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda Ripper Linda February 29, 2020 Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii Professor Nutmeg November 2, 2019 Island Has Confusing Experience Unnamed Island November 1, 2019 Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me Jupiter September 26, 2019 Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself Jupiter September 4, 2019 Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." Jupiter May 13, 2019 These Things Are Innocent Eddy Cruise July 11, 2018 Baron of Bullets: I Have The Ultimate Weapon Marcus Van Door April 19, 2018 New Column: Ask G.G. For Advice G.G. March 15, 2018 Community Classifieds The Editors January 11, 2018 Dennis Horizontal Hands' Inaugural Column Dennis Horizontal Hands November 28, 2017 What's So Great About Language Anyway? Chimpanzee Joe