| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
God Has Second Thoughts | Anonymous |
| August 23, 2021 |
Dependence Day A National Holliday | Ms. Porter |
| August 23, 2021 |
Wrestling With Waves And Fish | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 8, 2021 |
Lobster Whisperer Teaches Sonar Spoofing, Saves Crustations | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Help! I Just Can't Get Away From These Beefy Crabs | Hubert E. “Eyebrows” Perrywinkler |
| October 28, 2020 |
Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy | Tom Johnson |
| September 23, 2020 |
Existential Dread Down the Drain | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 6, 2020 |
Airplane Stuck in Orbit | Carl Mon |
| May 12, 2020 |
Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives | Songsinger |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| November 2, 2019 |
Island Has Confusing Experience | Unnamed Island |
| October 5, 2019 |
Partial Devastation, Questions Follow Maritime Disaster | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carny Hosts Mindfulness Game Show | Common Observer |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 13, 2019 |
For Sale: Noise Moths | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Dingus Hullentail | The Hullentail Family |
| November 16, 2018 |
Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket | The Editors |
| June 18, 2018 |
The Mad Cartographer, We Should Hear Him Out | Pablo Little |
| April 19, 2018 |
The New Hermit: Selena Sneebly | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 15, 2018 |
Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 25, 2017 |
Squanderers of the Molecule of Life! | Professor Burgowittz |
| September 4, 2017 |
Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| July 5, 2017 |
Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil | Clarence Mon |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 27, 2017 |
Zulu Z. Zulu's travels: NYC Bussed Tour | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 1, 2017 |
A Most Bizarre Questionnaire | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 1, 2017 |
Ride The Wave of Humble Digs | Doctor Goldstein |