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The Feathered Travesty: One Naturalist's Thoughts On An Unnatural Matter

Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi,
Surreal Times Naturalist

Here we are. The roosters have been put down and the controversy has quelled. Yet I can’t help but imagine the reverberations of our failure being heard for decades. Where to start? I, Mini-P Petrinksi, will here outline the entire affair, start to finish, for all those interested. And you should be be interested. ... [Continued]...