| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Youth League Competitive Rotten Cheese Eating: Is it Ethical? | Mike O'Really |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Dangers of An Unlicensed Masseuse | Tommy Potentuary |
| August 23, 2021 |
God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 29, 2021 |
Synchronicities As A Service | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
Questions: Would you Rather? | Paul Krueger |
| August 16, 2020 |
Blip in The Axioms of The Universe | Common Observer |
| April 26, 2020 |
A New Generation Of Media | Surreal Times News Team |
| January 25, 2020 |
Explosive Feast At The Gin Mill | Common Observer |
| December 6, 2019 |
Free TV Stand Stolen | The Dumb Banana |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Win Big At The Object Lottery | Tommy Potentuary |
| November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carny Hosts Mindfulness Game Show | Common Observer |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow: As The Humans By The Pond Stalk, With The Tiny People I Will Talk | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
RCSC Distribution Begins | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Hot New Place to Live: Centralia Pennsylvania | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky | Tommy Potentuary |
| November 18, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors! | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 5, 2018 |
Man Shows Vulnerability, Successfully Apprehended | Aleister Frost |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund | The Editors |
| June 6, 2018 |
Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 30, 2018 |
Sandwich Store Snips Ribbon | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 19, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 15, 2018 |
Television Show Pilot Flops | Tommy Potentuary |