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Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun   .:.   
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Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid   .:.   
Island Has Confusing Experience   .:.   
Tomlinson LLC Experiences Workplace Friction   .:.   
The Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull   .:.   
Droids Invade Love   .:.   
Selected Not-news Since 1973   .:.   
The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii   .:.   
What We Crave   .:.   
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times   .:.   
The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims   .:.   
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest   .:.   
The Best Kind of Music: Gregorian Whispering   .:.   
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job   .:.   
Fins And Legs Plan An Offspring   .:.   
How I Transitioned Into A New Form   .:.   
On Cornflower Blue Thoughts   .:.   
In Pursuit Of A Smooth Marriage   .:.   
A Few Words   .:.   
Demand: Show Me The Face Of Wisdom   .:.   
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing   .:.   
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Hypercube Confessions And The Future

November 2, 2019 Dernberger Spengleton,
Tender to The Grand Conveyor

I have spoken with divine forces of two kinds: the Hypercube, and the Angel. ... [Continued]...

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Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me

November 1, 2019 Jupiter,
Advice Columnist

Dear Jupiter,<br><br>I’ve been dating a vampire for the past two and a half years. Just recently, we started making some big plans with our relationship. We were going to buy an apartment together, move out of the city, and most importantly, he was going to change me from a human to a vampire. Finally, we sealed the ... [Continued]...

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Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun

October 23, 2019 Mrs Porter,
Kindergarden Teacher

Well hi everyone! This is a newsletter to parents, students, and friends of our wonderful Chiptooth Kindergarten community! My name is Mrs. Porter, and I’m one of the teachers here at Chiptooth. My students have been learning some great new things lately, and they would just love to share their new knowledge with the... [Continued]...

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Reality Supremacists Go Violent

October 5, 2019 Carl Mon,
Principal of PIA

A group of angry, self-described “reality saviors” have grown to a critical mass and gone violent. This past Tuesday, nine adult saviors approached a group of college-aged LARPers who were reenacting a zombie apocalypse adjacent to the UMass campus pond. The leader of the reality saviors, dressed in overalls and ca... [Continued]...

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Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid

November 2, 2019

Island Has Confusing Experience

November 2, 2019

Tomlinson LLC Experiences Workplace Friction

November 2, 2019

The Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull

November 2, 2019

Droids Invade Love

November 2, 2019

Selected Not-news Since 1973

November 2, 2019

The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii

November 2, 2019

What We Crave

November 2, 2019

A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times

November 2, 2019

The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims

November 2, 2019

International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest

October 22, 2019

The Best Kind of Music: Gregorian Whispering

October 15, 2019
  • Television Host Ambivalent About His Job

    November 2, 2019
  • Fins And Legs Plan An Offspring

    November 2, 2019
  • How I Transitioned Into A New Form

    November 2, 2019
  • On Cornflower Blue Thoughts

    November 2, 2019
  • In Pursuit Of A Smooth Marriage

    November 2, 2019
  • A Few Words

    November 2, 2019
  • Demand: Show Me The Face Of Wisdom

    November 2, 2019
  • Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing

    November 2, 2019
  • Fire Breathing Lizards Hatch In Allston

    October 15, 2019
  • From The Mouth of The Pig 24

    October 5, 2019

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In these surreal times, a newspaper is required to document the history currently unfolding. Four doctors of journalism have dedicated themselves to unearthing the truth that lies somewhere beneath the crust of what was formerly perceived. What they and their colleagues discover is conveyed in these stories.

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