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PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists

STD ray gun in bad hands

Carl Mon,
Head of The Peripheral Intelligence Agency

The Reality Supremacists rule with an iron fist over the Pioneer Valley’s collective imagination. They rampage around, stifling LARPs, burning paintings, dumping water on the heads of daydreamers. To flatten the breadth of life into a single objective reality is their grandest vision - To murder the periphery! And to... [Continued]...

Account: Hearsay Heresy

Soosberg,
Inwriter

Pulled from a quiver, I was sold down river while rowing a boat; shot by an arrow, dead, I float. Flying skyward, gusts of winds toss in the breeze, floating along I hear a bird’s song. In formation the geese flock, lock stock, BANG, buckshot from the barrel, spiraling out of control, the dogs become feral. ... [Continued]...