| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
| July 18, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! | Jupiter |
| July 18, 2021 |
Top 10 Lines To Guarantee Getting A Third Date | Big Mama Terrible |
| May 29, 2021 |
Are You A Markov Chain? Find Out Now And Get Help? | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| March 12, 2021 |
Women Re-defines Love Function | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 9, 2021 |
Open Letter To My Past Self | Name Withheld Due To Safety |
| December 13, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art | Jupiter |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Damn Good Case Of The Brownie Bonkers | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| October 28, 2020 |
Status Of The Realm Of Ideas | Aldus Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| September 23, 2020 |
Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog | The Inanimate Empathist |
| September 23, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Best Friend Froze Herself | Jupiter |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| January 25, 2020 |
Squid Wrangling Methods | Dave Fingle |
| December 6, 2019 |
Inanimate Empathist Breaking And Entering | Tom Johnson |
| November 1, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me | Jupiter |
| October 23, 2019 |
Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun | Mrs Porter |
| September 26, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself | Jupiter |
| September 4, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| May 14, 2019 |
In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus | The Inanimate Empathist |
| April 16, 2019 |
Pop Magazine Pivots Focus Away from The Animate | BoobnBob |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| February 20, 2019 |
How To Reach the End of The World | Cro Raka |
| January 9, 2019 |
Response to "Sinners in The Hands of The Fake Sun" | George S. Halfly |
| December 18, 2018 |
Advice: Keep Two Notes for a Growth-Focussed Life | Youbus Leeftim |
| April 19, 2018 |
Intelligent Computer Worm On The Loose | Tom Johnson |
| April 19, 2018 |
New Column: Ask G.G. For Advice | G.G. |
| December 31, 2017 |
Milkwalker Sightings | Cro Raka |
| November 14, 2017 |
Catching Up With The Arkansas Howler | Joe Kierlskegrienger |