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Juggle Fighting Championship Spurs Controversy

An installment of the Novelty Games

Dernberger Spengleton,
Tender to the Grand Conveyer

SANTA MONICA, California — People of all kinds grabbed their balls and headed to the beach for the first annual World Juggle Fighting Derby. It was set to be a legendary event — a showcase of focus, creativity, and toughness unparalleled in any other sport. Competitors included a variety of talented persons: circus... [Continued]...