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Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams   .:.   
Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln   .:.   
Fireworks At The Convergence Bowl   .:.   
Piety: A Review   .:.   
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda   .:.   
Salvation Of Gleez Mission Fails Due To Problematic Greg   .:.   
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An Unsolved Case: Hand Disembodiment On The Charles   .:.   
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good   .:.   
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Community Classifieds   .:.   
Hair Salad Grows In Your Stomach   .:.   
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Sewer Snorts Make Downtown A Minefield   .:.   
Letter To The Editor: A Confession   .:.   
Selected Not-news Since 1973   .:.   
God and Jake   .:.   
Bihexical Comic   .:.   
Bihexical Search b27   .:.   
From The Mouth of The Pig 27   .:.   
From The Mouth of The Pig 26   .:.   
Letter To The Editor: I Warn You: I Watch You And Your Ideas   .:.   
Return Hair Anywhere Spray To The People   .:.   
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