| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| January 25, 2020 |
Surreal Times Marching Orders | The Editors |
| October 22, 2019 |
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest | Shock Johnson |
| August 30, 2019 |
A CALL TO ACTION ON THE SURREALIST FRONTLINES | Dernberger Spengleton |
| June 17, 2019 |
On Underground Electricity Canals | Theodore Munnely |
| May 13, 2019 |
Visions of Emerald Sea Sweep Amherst | The Editors |
| January 29, 2019 |
The Living Fountainhead: Sally Gomez Surfaces | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 28, 2019 |
Linda Peterson Freed: How Will She Redeem Herself? | Dr. Linda Peterson |
| December 30, 2018 |
An Attempt on Dr. Linda Peterson's Life | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 19, 2018 |
Kid Cuppino to Play Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
| October 12, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Are Now The Surreal Three & Will Make Permanent Their Sickness | Roberto Piccolo |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund | The Editors |
| October 4, 2018 |
Pablo Little Hospitalized After Dangerous Vision | Roberto Piccolo |
| October 2, 2018 |
A Letter To My Brother | Saul Smalls |
| September 30, 2018 |
"The Thirteen-second Frequency Will Free Us" | The Editors |
| September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 27, 2018 |
What Professor Ramirez Said to the Surreal Five | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
| September 24, 2018 |
A Joint Statement From The Surreal Five | The Editors |
| September 23, 2018 |
Is There A Seven-Second Frequency? | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi |
| September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” | The Editors |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| August 15, 2018 |
Eddie Octo Achieves Surreal Engineering Masters Degree | The Editors |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| May 30, 2018 |
Letter To The Fake Sun 2 | The Editors |
| May 30, 2018 |
Dr. Linda Peterson Sentenced To Seven Years | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| April 19, 2018 |
Job Opening: Professional Wanderer | Cro Raka |
| April 13, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 11, 2018 |
Piece of Surreal Engine Found Near Fault Line, Becomes Prize | Dr. Dan Nibbler |
| March 11, 2018 |
Head of Atonal Music Appreciation Club Silently Outed | Common Observer |
| March 11, 2018 |
Bounty Placed on Fountain of Youth | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 24, 2018 |
After the Extraplosion: Moe Lives to Tell The Tale | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 20, 2018 |
SURREALITY EXTINGUISHED WORLDWIDE: MYSTERIOUS “SKY-STAIRWAY” VANISHES | Roberto Piccolo |
| February 20, 2018 |
The Rise Together Corporation Falls | Roberto Piccolo |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 17, 2018 |
PSA: Keep Animals Inside | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 31, 2017 |
Breaking News: Hordes Gather At San Andreas Fault Line | The Editors |
| December 25, 2017 |
The New Assault on Rationality | Roberto Piccolo |
| December 16, 2017 |
The New Mexico Surreal Engine | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| October 19, 2017 |
Mathematicians Speak Out | Suthagorous |
| September 6, 2017 |
Come to the Inaugural Surreal Newsroom | Dernberger Spengleton |