| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
What I learned from trading my penis for a VHS copy of "Willow" starring Warwick Davis (Now on Redbox!) | Hank T. Joseph |
| December 12, 2021 |
>Man Obscured By Tuba | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Youth League Competitive Rotten Cheese Eating: Is it Ethical? | Mike O'Really |
| August 23, 2021 |
God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero | Tommy Potentuary |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. | The Editors |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Under 5 List | Paul Kruger |
| May 29, 2021 |
Synchronicities As A Service | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
The Petri Dish Kids | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Damn Good Case Of The Brownie Bonkers | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| July 12, 2020 |
Third Eye's Brew | Murry Eyeball |
| March 1, 2020 |
#savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country | Paul Kruger |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln | Jupiter |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| December 6, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control Not Safe | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Surprise Inverse Birth Rattles The Community | Common Observer |
| November 2, 2019 |
Placenta And Loneliness, At Least For Now | The Collective |
| November 2, 2019 |
Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst | Charlie Tomquat |
| November 1, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me | Jupiter |
| October 4, 2019 |
Cyborg Baby Causes Chaos in Munich | Vidyadama Brencobcharl |
| June 17, 2019 |
Alien Farmers Market in my Backyard | Charlie Tomquat |
| June 17, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control on The Rise | Tommy Potentuary |
| June 17, 2019 |
Blue Wall: Blown to Bits | Rio Calais |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| February 24, 2019 |
Minor Scrapes, Tears, In Aftermath of High Rise Collapse | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| December 18, 2018 |
Same As It Ever Was .?. | Graham Rapier |
| December 3, 2018 |
May The Rodents Be Gone, Say the Elderly Children | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2018 |
Words Discover How To Make Love | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 10, 2018 |
Mikey Reviews: Woke Foods Inc. - New “Conspiracy” Themed Family Restaurant | Mikey McCall |
| July 21, 2018 |
Cockfighter's Genetic Medium A Mystery | Oswald Avery |
| March 15, 2018 |
Unusual Birth Occurs in Wake of Snowstorm | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 25, 2018 |
The Story of Timothy The Round Uncovered | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 20, 2018 |
Interesting Trend Spreads Across South America | Cro Raka |
| December 15, 2017 |
The Surreal Web Died Today | Priestess Charlene |
| October 17, 2017 |
Young People Try To Start Careers | Cryptic Mark |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| January 31, 2017 |
IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY | Professor Burgowittz |