| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Column: Pleakley's Afternoon | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| December 12, 2021 |
Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
| August 23, 2021 |
Legal Question | Vladimir |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly And A Nipple | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
Brave Dog Stops Home Intruder, Tortures Him In The Basement For 6 Months. | Micheal O'Really |
| April 9, 2021 |
Man Convicted Of Crime Against Humanity | Bartholomew Bax |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Boxman: Amherst’s Newest Superhero | The Mysterious M |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Healthy Man | Bartholomew Bax |
| February 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Anonymous |
| February 9, 2021 |
Costco Burns To The Ground, Destroying Thousands Of Free Samples | Mike Hanson |
| December 13, 2020 |
Stolen Keys - Locked out of Apartment | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art | Jupiter |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Tragedy Of Bug-no-pain-man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| December 13, 2020 |
Anonymous Robot Vandals Ruin The City | Aldous Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
The Resilience Of Pastrami Man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| July 26, 2020 |
Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 6, 2019 |
Free TV Stand Stolen | The Dumb Banana |
| December 6, 2019 |
Account: Hearsay Heresy | Soosberg |
| October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
| September 26, 2019 |
Surreal Yodeller Walks the Streets of Boston | Yellow Pete |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| March 12, 2019 |
Destroyer of Blimp Going to Jail | Tom Johnson |
| February 20, 2019 |
Geese Departure Pushed Back Again | Leila |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 12, 2018 |
Former Arms Dealer Assassinated | Roberto Piccolo |
| October 3, 2018 |
His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around | Ron Gutterston |
| September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| August 27, 2018 |
The Spot Movie Lands Big Movie in Hot Water Following Alleged Copycat Crimes | Steve Hackwood |
| August 23, 2018 |
"The Spot" Breaks Box Office Records, Becoming the Most Profitable Movie in History | Steve Hackwood |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 25, 2018 |
The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters | Tom Johnson |
| May 30, 2018 |
Murderer To Be Executed | Old Souls Anonymous |
| April 19, 2018 |
Who Really Stole The Spear Of Destiny? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 23, 2017 |
William Blanket Found Guilty of Existential Malpractice | J.D. |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 1, 2017 |
AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER | Clarence Mon |
| February 1, 2017 |
Baby Squeezers Spotted, Walking Calmly, Sometimes Grimacing | Zulu Z. Zulu |