| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| August 23, 2021 |
Dependence Day A National Holliday | Ms. Porter |
| August 23, 2021 |
God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero | Tommy Potentuary |
| July 18, 2021 |
Astronaut Stranded On Lagrange Point | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Parental Controls For The Eyeballs | Tom Johnson |
| February 9, 2021 |
University Of California To Introduce Spiritual Evaluation To Admission Process | Nicholas M. Sennott |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| October 28, 2020 |
Title: Asian City Under Assault By The Times | By: Zulu Z. Zulu |
| October 28, 2020 |
The City Of Jehovah | Mayor Pete Davidson |
| October 28, 2020 |
Gender Reveal Causes Tornado | Bartholomew Bax |
| September 23, 2020 |
Questions: Would you Rather? | Paul Krueger |
| May 12, 2020 |
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines | Theodore Munnely |
| March 1, 2020 |
#savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country | Paul Kruger |
| January 25, 2020 |
Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead | Flip Gilligan |
| November 2, 2019 |
What We Crave | Clist Cthrutchy |
| October 22, 2019 |
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest | Shock Johnson |
| October 3, 2019 |
Geographic Oddity Between The Stans | George The Geographer |
| May 21, 2019 |
Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| March 14, 2019 |
&-Pose Trend Sweeping Nation's Youth | The Purple Hermit |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| December 12, 2018 |
Former Arms Dealer Assassinated | Roberto Piccolo |
| December 4, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 21, 2018 |
Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 15, 2018 |
Rising Dissasociex Prices Linked to Midterms | The Purple Hermit |
| November 5, 2018 |
Surreal Paraguay | Cro Raka |
| October 18, 2018 |
Cartographers Grossly Overestimate The Size of Liechtenstein | George the Geographer |
| October 3, 2018 |
His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around | Ron Gutterston |
| August 27, 2018 |
The Spot Movie Lands Big Movie in Hot Water Following Alleged Copycat Crimes | Steve Hackwood |
| August 19, 2018 |
The Bigfeet Are Clearly KGB Spooks | John Short |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow Is A Mormon Communist Spook | John Short |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 18, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| May 30, 2018 |
The Baron Of Bullets Spotted At Antonio’s | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
| April 21, 2018 |
Special Report: On Recent Developments in Hermitude | The Editors |
| April 19, 2018 |
Who Really Stole The Spear Of Destiny? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| April 19, 2018 |
24th National Hermit Convention Ends In Disappointment | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 11, 2018 |
Carnival Observed in The South | Cro Raka |
| February 20, 2018 |
Interesting Trend Spreads Across South America | Cro Raka |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 25, 2017 |
The New Assault on Rationality | Roberto Piccolo |
| November 11, 2017 |
University Holds Degree Buyback Program | Wes Sizemore |
| October 17, 2017 |
Young People Try To Start Careers | Cryptic Mark |