| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Martian Medusa And Her Scheming Tendrils | Medusa's Tendril |
| August 23, 2021 |
Jeff Bezos: Chimpanzee Murderer | Paul Kruger |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. | The Editors |
| May 29, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Healthy Man | Bartholomew Bax |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Hot Bath | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 9, 2021 |
University Of California To Introduce Spiritual Evaluation To Admission Process | Nicholas M. Sennott |
| February 8, 2021 |
Those With Single Personalities To Receive Free Personality Multiplexing Therapy | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 8, 2021 |
Congress Passes Reality Relief Bill | Common Observer |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
| August 8, 2020 |
Preservationism: A Manifesto | Leonid Chelmsford |
| May 5, 2020 |
Blargo is Back | Billy Nodges |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln | Jupiter |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| December 6, 2019 |
Is Happy Greens Vegetable Farm An Insidious Cult? | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| December 6, 2019 |
Elites Hoard Hair Anywhere Spray | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| December 6, 2019 |
The Operation Was A Success But The Patient Was Dead | The Crooked Spoke |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| April 16, 2019 |
Hooded Woman Dies in Butterfield Dorm | Tom Johnson |
| April 12, 2019 |
Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords | William (Bill) Gumby |
| March 14, 2019 |
Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail | Common Observer |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Jeremy J. Jeremy | The People With Repetitive Names Society |
| January 22, 2019 |
Bill "Nerb" Elsasser to Sue Town For Killing Flowers | Common Observer |
| December 18, 2018 |
Butterfield Hall Uninhabitable Due To Noise Moth Infestation | William (Bill) Gumby |
| November 16, 2018 |
Noise Moth Infestation in UMass Dormitory | William (Bill) Gumby |
| October 21, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 30, 2018 |
"The Thirteen-second Frequency Will Free Us" | The Editors |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 29, 2018 |
Chimpanzee Joe: "This is Your Second Warning" | Chimpanzee Joe |
| July 29, 2018 |
Shiftier Than Ever: The Baron Receives 3.2 Billion Dollars | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| April 19, 2018 |
Government To Begin Investigation of The 'Shower Act' | Cryptic Mark |
| March 28, 2018 |
Writing Competition Finished! Winners announced! | Dr. Dan Nibbler |
| March 15, 2018 |
Possibilities Involving Outlets | Wes Sizemore |
| February 20, 2018 |
Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 8, 2018 |
Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again | Cro Raka |
| December 31, 2017 |
Bad Collision, Many Steeds Totalled | Common Observer |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| May 3, 2017 |
OBITUARY: TRUTH HAS DEPARTED THIS LIFE | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 25, 2017 |
Invasive Protectist Legislation | Earnest |
| March 17, 2017 |
Montreal Endures Viscous Inhabitant | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |