| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| August 23, 2021 |
Mental Magnet Erases Hard Drives | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Study Suggests This Is All A 4th Grader’s Fever Dream | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| August 23, 2021 |
Wrestling With Waves And Fish | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body | Lucy Bugle |
| July 18, 2021 |
Brave Dog Stops Home Intruder, Tortures Him In The Basement For 6 Months. | Micheal O'Really |
| April 9, 2021 |
Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
New Business In Town: Kid Swap | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
A Look Into The "Sane Asylum" Downtown | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
Paparazzi Have A Foot Fetish | Common Observer |
| September 23, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| September 23, 2020 |
Questions: Would you Rather? | Paul Krueger |
| September 23, 2020 |
Drunk Hotline Available Now | Tommy Potentuary |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| March 1, 2020 |
“Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
Fireworks At The Convergence Bowl | Common Observer |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| December 6, 2019 |
Culture Corner: Fiddler On The Roof Opens This Thursday | Ridley Stump |
| November 2, 2019 |
Placenta And Loneliness, At Least For Now | The Collective |
| November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
| October 5, 2019 |
Partial Devastation, Questions Follow Maritime Disaster | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| October 3, 2019 |
The Conspiracy of The Crows | Rudy Raultz |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
| February 18, 2019 |
Man In The Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Is Disappointed | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 29, 2018 |
A Letter to a Friend Tossed in The Wind.?. | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| October 9, 2018 |
The Martians Are Here, and it is Glorious | The Purple Hermit |
| September 26, 2018 |
Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature | Tommy Potentuary |
| August 8, 2018 |
Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| August 6, 2018 |
Brave Help Wanted for Dangerous, Vital Work | Maximillian C. Ramped |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 29, 2018 |
In Wake of Cockfighting Bust, Roosters Euthanized | Tom Johnson |
| May 30, 2018 |
Members Of The Atonal Music Listening Club Nowhere To Be Found | Common Observer |
| April 19, 2018 |
New Column: Ask G.G. For Advice | G.G. |
| February 20, 2018 |
Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 16, 2017 |
A Trail of Ashes | J.D. |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 11, 2017 |
The Lost Story of Mr. Johnson | Praa Para |
| October 18, 2017 |
Interested in Buying a Soul? | Cro Raka |
| September 25, 2017 |
Squanderers of the Molecule of Life! | Professor Burgowittz |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| March 6, 2017 |
Police Kidnapping Maybe Solved | Richard Jenkins |
| February 2, 2017 |
Running in circles? | Alfred Humbleton |
| February 1, 2017 |
A Most Bizarre Questionnaire | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 1, 2017 |
OPEN QUESTIONS REGARDING THE DYNAMICS OF BALLOONS | Professor Burgowittz |