| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! | The Mysterious M |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times Joins The New York Times | The Editors |
| April 9, 2021 |
Surreal Times Aquired By The Argonaut | The Editors |
| April 9, 2021 |
New Distribution Station In Bombay Beach | The Editors |
| March 12, 2021 |
Boxman: Amherst’s Newest Superhero | The Mysterious M |
| March 12, 2021 |
A View Into A Vietnamese Apartment | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 12, 2021 |
Coughing, Swallowed, Forgotten, Free | The Gulled One |
| February 9, 2021 |
News Pirates Hijack Distribution Box | Times Staff |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| October 28, 2020 |
10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records | Flip Gilligan |
| March 1, 2020 |
Slug Delivery Not Controversial | Tommy Potentuary |
| January 25, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: I Warn You: I Watch You And Your Ideas | Earth Cow |
| January 3, 2020 |
Surreal Times Now Offering Newspaper Delivery | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Surrealist Media Organizations Join Forces | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Collegian Did Not Start Newsbox Fires | Tom Johnson |
| December 6, 2019 |
Ball Players Disciplined | Sherry Wolverton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Newspaper Box Fires | Sherry Wolverton |
| October 5, 2019 |
The Carousel of Unending Happiness | Your RingMaster |
| September 19, 2019 |
Magazine Joins the Surrealist Frontlines | The Editors |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| May 13, 2019 |
Mission Statement | The Editors |
| April 16, 2019 |
Interview With NASA Computer Scientist | The Purple Hermit |
| March 11, 2019 |
Mouth of Pig Discovered in Roadside Soup | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| January 28, 2019 |
Linda Peterson Freed: How Will She Redeem Herself? | Dr. Linda Peterson |
| January 28, 2019 |
Accountant Missing: Have you seen Sally Gomez? | Maria Gonzales |
| January 28, 2019 |
Rogue Woman Returns: "The Deadly Touch Tarantula | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 23, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover | Clarence Mon |
| January 4, 2019 |
Senior Hoff Ricko No-Wicko: "YOU ARE ON NOTICE, SURREAL TIMES" | Senior Hoff Ricko No-Wicko |
| January 4, 2019 |
Letter to the Editor: Who is Dorf? | George S. Halfly |
| December 30, 2018 |
An Attempt on Dr. Linda Peterson's Life | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 26, 2018 |
The Monks Speak: The Mysterious Man | Roberto Piccolo |
| November 14, 2018 |
Wanted: Time Machine | "Lucky" Pete Sanchez |
| October 15, 2018 |
I Did Not Give The Surreal Five The Thirteen-Second Frequency | Juan Ramirez |
| October 10, 2018 |
Mikey Reviews: Woke Foods Inc. - New “Conspiracy” Themed Family Restaurant | Mikey McCall |
| August 17, 2018 |
Let Them Search | Pablo Little |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Mechanical Chum: Thoughts On Our New Metal Friend | Eddie Octo |
| August 6, 2018 |
Brave Help Wanted for Dangerous, Vital Work | Maximillian C. Ramped |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| May 30, 2018 |
Newspaper Spawns Subsidiary Adventure Capital Firm | The Editors |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 8, 2018 |
Anonymous Tape Left At Journalist's Home | The Editors |
| January 17, 2018 |
Accountant Wanted | Jonathan Smith Johnson |
| December 4, 2017 |
Untastefully Yours Probably & The ARG | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 3, 2017 |
Local Investigation That May Be of Interest to The Concerned Citizen | Cro Raka |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 2, 2017 |
SPENGLETON RELEASES NEW BOOK | Mumphurd Tongs |
| February 2, 2017 |
NEW ART GALLERY OPENING | The Editors |
| January 31, 2017 |
Wanna write? | The Editors |