| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 23, 2021 |
Turtle's Dreams | The Editors |
| August 23, 2021 |
Opinion: Animal Testing Is Wrong, Use Furries Instead | Dr. Mormonius Rex |
| July 18, 2021 |
Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! | The Mysterious M |
| May 29, 2021 |
Top 10 Facts About Alligators | Big Daddy Terrible |
| May 29, 2021 |
Immersive Pet Store | Aldus Humbleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
A Night In The Frothing Chamber | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Message From An Ant Stuck In An Ant Farm | Ant |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 12, 2021 |
A View Into A Vietnamese Apartment | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Hot Bath | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
| August 8, 2020 |
Preservationism: A Manifesto | Leonid Chelmsford |
| January 25, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: I Warn You: I Watch You And Your Ideas | Earth Cow |
| January 25, 2020 |
Mutant Animals Want Entrance To The Idea Realm As Well | Aldus Humbleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead | Flip Gilligan |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Sanctuary Animals Uploaded To The Realm Of Ideas | Aldus Humbleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return | V. Mauve |
| November 2, 2019 |
Island Has Confusing Experience | Unnamed Island |
| June 17, 2019 |
Optometrist Takes New Approach | BoobnBob |
| June 17, 2019 |
Sunderland Mound Growing | Sherry Wolverton |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| January 7, 2019 |
Senior Hoff Dazzle-Razzle Magoogoo Forced Out of The Tree Folk | The Editors |
| December 22, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail Bans Reptiles | Common Observer |
| November 26, 2018 |
New Theory Appears in Nazca | Cro Raka |
| November 13, 2018 |
"Cigarette Jousting" -- A Danger To Our Youth | Rebecca Winston |
| October 1, 2018 |
Bonkers Bozos Think the Answer is in The Past | Alfred Humbleton |
| September 20, 2018 |
Questionable Hustle in Central Park: HUMAN ZOO | Tom Johnson |
| August 19, 2018 |
The Bigfeet Are Clearly KGB Spooks | John Short |
| July 1, 2018 |
Terrible Assault on General Consciousness | Tiggy Sintrupuli |
| July 1, 2018 |
Cockfighting Bust in Northampton | Tom Johnson |
| May 30, 2018 |
We Can All Take A Hint From This Sandwich Anarchy | Pablo Little |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 8, 2018 |
Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again | Cro Raka |
| January 17, 2018 |
PSA: Keep Animals Inside | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 16, 2018 |
MONSTROSITY APPROACHING | Clarence Mon |
| December 31, 2017 |
Reverberating Armadillo Comedy & Free Marmalade | Alfred Humbleton |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| October 15, 2017 |
UMass Football Goes Gorillas | Wes Sizemore |
| October 3, 2017 |
Let's Talk About This Whole Human Thing | Chimpanzee Joe |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| August 4, 2017 |
The Eclipse and A Call To Action | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| August 4, 2017 |
Call to action for the second coming | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 2, 2017 |
BURGOWITTZ FOOLISH, UNWISE | Jameson Eldar |
| February 2, 2017 |
Running in circles? | Alfred Humbleton |
| February 2, 2017 |
A Clarification | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 1, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |