| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Nippled Bird, Mime Engage in Psychic Energy Battle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
31 Year old Woman Lodged Somewhat Firmly in Year 2012 | Rio Calais |
| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Stuck in a bug | Vidya |
| August 23, 2021 |
Simulation Hackday | Theodore Munnely |
| July 18, 2021 |
Once People Walked Here, But Now Only A Few Do. | Vivian Mauve |
| May 29, 2021 |
Reminder: Your Rights As A Dimension 3 Biped | Aldus Humbleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 12, 2021 |
Couple Brings Their Relationship To The Next Level | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Clay Catastrophe: Metamorphic Earth Gone Wild | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 9, 2021 |
Federal Reserve To Lower Global Brain Coefficient | Aldus Humbleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| October 28, 2020 |
A New “Intellectual Property” | Aldous Humbleton |
| August 16, 2020 |
Blip in The Axioms of The Universe | Common Observer |
| August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
| May 5, 2020 |
Blargo is Back | Billy Nodges |
| April 28, 2020 |
Attendence Required At Imagining Abundance Event | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| February 29, 2020 |
My First Line Training Experience | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Droids Invade Love | Dr. Harold S. Pirog |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| November 1, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me | Jupiter |
| October 4, 2019 |
DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 3, 2019 |
Common Man Builds Amazing Inspectrograph | Common Observer |
| October 3, 2019 |
A Letter of Recruitment to a Novelty Prodigy | Theodore Munnely |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| May 16, 2019 |
The Vow of Loudness Must be Silenced | quiet mortimer |
| May 15, 2019 |
The Story of Time | Cryptic Mark |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| April 15, 2019 |
I Speak From Jail: Deluxe Papa is a Menace | George S. Halfly |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 26, 2018 |
Recipe for Alphabet Soup | The Editors |
| October 29, 2018 |
A Letter to a Friend Tossed in The Wind.?. | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| September 9, 2018 |
"I Have Discovered the Parallel Universes", says The Mad Cartographer | Richard R. Mohamed |
| August 16, 2018 |
The Feathered Travesty: One Naturalist's Thoughts On An Unnatural Matter | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi |
| July 1, 2018 |
Terrible Assault on General Consciousness | Tiggy Sintrupuli |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| April 19, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dj Hawk Radio Passes Along | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| November 11, 2017 |
Bihexical Search #5 | Armädeius Galouei |
| September 7, 2017 |
Earthwater Entities Mount Escape to Calm | Alfred Humbleton |
| May 7, 2017 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| February 1, 2017 |
NERB SPEAKS | Common Observer |