| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Federal Reserve of Thoughts to replace The Federal Reserve | Carl Mon |
| July 18, 2021 |
Astronaut Stranded On Lagrange Point | Carl Mon |
| July 18, 2021 |
Introspecting On The Side Effects Of Divorce | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Hiccupper Quarantine Camps | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Fractional Reserve Bone Keeping | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
A New Kind Of Hiccup | Carl Mon |
| April 9, 2021 |
Bone Storage Problems | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Oroxtaclüve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots | Carl Mon |
| September 23, 2020 |
Pro-Reality Gang Sentenced to Sane Assylum | Carl Mon |
| July 21, 2020 |
Account: Hand Sanitizing Vigilantism Saves the World | Carl Mon |
| May 5, 2020 |
Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book | Carl Mon |
| April 28, 2020 |
New Trend To Communicate With Babies In Womb | Carl Mon |
| January 25, 2020 |
Explosive Feast At The Gin Mill | Common Observer |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Builders Leave Backdoors for Tyranical Ants | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
Std Ray Gun Stolen | Ned Greebly |
| November 2, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
| October 3, 2019 |
Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy | Carl Mon |
| September 4, 2019 |
Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message | Carl Mon |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
| March 7, 2019 |
Burp Rumbles Across Town | Clarence Mon |
| February 17, 2019 |
High-quality Spot Found Downtown | Clarence Mon |
| January 17, 2019 |
Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery | Clarence Mon |
| January 9, 2019 |
Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC | Clarence Mon |
| January 4, 2019 |
Whole Grain Bread Numbers Rising | Clarence Mon |
| January 2, 2019 |
Liquid Spewing from Hotel is No Longer Intelligence Boosting | Carl Mon |
| December 19, 2018 |
Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths | Carl Mon |
| September 27, 2018 |
What Professor Ramirez Said to the Surreal Five | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| June 19, 2018 |
Union of the Clouds Zilches Borders | Clarence Mon |
| March 15, 2018 |
The Balloon: Part 2 | Old Souls Anonymous |
| October 31, 2017 |
Woman Receives Information From Afar | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 26, 2017 |
Stolen Gurgleer | Clarence Mon |
| September 4, 2017 |
Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| June 14, 2017 |
Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems | Clarence Mon |
| April 1, 2017 |
Anarchy Among Our Youth! | Clarence Mon |
| February 2, 2017 |
UMass seeks energy crown | Clarence Mon |