| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Nippled Bird, Mime Engage in Psychic Energy Battle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Youth League Competitive Rotten Cheese Eating: Is it Ethical? | Mike O'Really |
| August 23, 2021 |
Opinion: Animal Testing Is Wrong, Use Furries Instead | Dr. Mormonius Rex |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos | Carl Mon |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Lobster Whisperer Teaches Sonar Spoofing, Saves Crustations | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Oroxtaclüve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
Sky Bottling Uncovered | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| April 23, 2020 |
Invasive Tree Grows Writhing Rats | Tom Johnson |
| March 1, 2020 |
Slug Delivery Not Controversial | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
#savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country | Paul Kruger |
| March 1, 2020 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| November 2, 2019 |
Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst | Charlie Tomquat |
| November 2, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show | Boobnbob |
| September 4, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
Blue Wall: Blown to Bits | Rio Calais |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| March 14, 2019 |
A Majestic Dance: A Crustacean's Art | Cro Raka |
| January 9, 2019 |
Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC | Clarence Mon |
| December 22, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail Bans Reptiles | Common Observer |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| December 11, 2018 |
Cryptid Caught: "Belmontian Gurp" Apprehended in Amherst Sewers | Sax Tuba |
| November 19, 2018 |
Downtown Disappearances: Possible Cryptid at Large | Sax Tuba |
| November 16, 2018 |
Noise Moth Infestation in UMass Dormitory | William (Bill) Gumby |
| October 23, 2018 |
Ode to Seagulls | Carët “Egg” Ozoné |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Mechanical Chum: Thoughts On Our New Metal Friend | Eddie Octo |
| August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
| July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
| July 25, 2018 |
The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters | Tom Johnson |
| July 1, 2018 |
Terrible Assault on General Consciousness | Tiggy Sintrupuli |
| July 1, 2018 |
Fighting Creatures Are Not Terrestrial | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 27, 2018 |
ANNOUNCEMENTS REGARDING THE WRITING COMPETITION AND THE PRIZE | The Editors |
| January 16, 2018 |
MONSTROSITY APPROACHING | Clarence Mon |
| October 31, 2017 |
Woman Receives Information From Afar | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 4, 2017 |
Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| April 26, 2017 |
A Visit From The Bird | Cro Raka |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 1, 2017 |
Ride The Wave of Humble Digs | Doctor Goldstein |