Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
December 12, 2021 |
Opinion: What’s So Scary About Skeletons? | Spookas Ghoulgen |
May 29, 2021 |
Calcium And Nutrients | I know how you view my home. |
April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
April 9, 2021 |
A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig | Zulu Z. Zulu |
February 8, 2021 |
Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food | Tom Johnson |
September 23, 2020 |
Tales of The Kandy Kingpin | Doctor Rotcod |
September 23, 2020 |
Existential Dread Down the Drain | Dernberger Spengleton |
August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
July 29, 2020 |
Volcano Gods Demand Tribute | Grand Elder Edna |
July 26, 2020 |
Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday | Tommy Potentuary |
May 17, 2020 |
Wife Dressed Up As Stray Anteater Surprised as Husband Shows Potential for Pet Care | Maaye Pujhol |
February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
January 25, 2020 |
Reality: An Inescapable Eternity, Or A Failed Century-long Experiment | Ezra Ryder |
December 24, 2019 |
Demon that Does Good Coming to Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 6, 2019 |
An Ancient Graveyard | Alan Partridge |
December 6, 2019 |
Continued Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
December 6, 2019 |
Advertisement: The Finch Inc. Homing Lobster | Finney Finch |
December 6, 2019 |
Opinion: Eat Blue Aliens For Morals And Sustainability | Aldus Humbleton |
November 2, 2019 |
Diary Of Edna Cooper Uncovered | Edna Cooper |
November 2, 2019 |
A Poem By Death Itself | Graham Rapier |
November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
November 2, 2019 |
Island Has Confusing Experience | Unnamed Island |
November 2, 2019 |
The Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
November 2, 2019 |
Droids Invade Love | Dr. Harold S. Pirog |
November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
November 2, 2019 |
What We Crave | Clist Cthrutchy |
November 2, 2019 |
The Fate Of Hotdog Attack Victims | Carl Mon |
October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
June 17, 2019 |
Top 13 Ball Moments | Sherry Wolverton |
June 16, 2019 |
Death By Halal | Tom Johnson |
May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
May 21, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi | The Narrator |
May 16, 2019 |
CALIFORNIA SOCK PUPPET MAN ESCAPES SECRET FACILITY | Sax Tuba |
May 15, 2019 |
The Story of Time | Cryptic Mark |
May 14, 2019 |
In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus | The Inanimate Empathist |
April 16, 2019 |
Interview With NASA Computer Scientist | The Purple Hermit |
April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
March 14, 2019 |
A Study In Cow Pelt and Citrus | Eddy Cruise |
March 12, 2019 |
Destroyer of Blimp Going to Jail | Tom Johnson |
March 11, 2019 |
Profile: The Student Farm's Newest Caretaker | The Purple Hermit |
February 21, 2019 |
Knocking for Dreams | Somoni Endadid |
February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Chuck Stylish | The Stylish Family |
February 16, 2019 |
Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians | Tom Johnson |
January 29, 2019 |
The Living Fountainhead: Sally Gomez Surfaces | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
January 28, 2019 |
Linda Peterson Freed: How Will She Redeem Herself? | Dr. Linda Peterson |
December 30, 2018 |
An Attempt on Dr. Linda Peterson's Life | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
December 19, 2018 |
"Beware The Tabun Needle" | Saul Smalls, with the help of an editor surviving the same illness |
December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
December 12, 2018 |
Baron of Bullets Releases Cryptic Statement | The Editors |
December 4, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
November 16, 2018 |
Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket | The Editors |
October 5, 2018 |
Man Shows Vulnerability, Successfully Apprehended | Aleister Frost |
September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” | The Editors |
July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
July 18, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
May 30, 2018 |
A Recording Of The Ranting Of The Hermenaut | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
May 30, 2018 |
Letter To The Fake Sun 2 | The Editors |
May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
May 30, 2018 |
Dr. Linda Peterson Sentenced To Seven Years | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
May 30, 2018 |
Murderer To Be Executed | Old Souls Anonymous |
April 13, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
March 11, 2018 |
Bounty Placed on Fountain of Youth | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
February 24, 2018 |
After the Extraplosion: Moe Lives to Tell The Tale | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
December 16, 2017 |
A Trail of Ashes | J.D. |
December 15, 2017 |
The Surreal Web Died Today | Priestess Charlene |
November 16, 2017 |
At The Foot of The Altar | Doctor Goldstein |
November 11, 2017 |
A Cawl For Many "Certain Ways" | Alfred Humbleton |
November 9, 2017 |
Prose Poem From Recent Festival | The Editors |
February 2, 2017 |
A look at the creature of North Amherst | Ron Gutterston |
February 1, 2017 |
Baby Squeezers Spotted, Walking Calmly, Sometimes Grimacing | Zulu Z. Zulu |
January 31, 2017 |
Mayhem Consumes Local Backyard | Zulu Z. Zulu |
January 31, 2017 |
That Looks Like This | Common Observer |