| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Nippled Bird, Mime Engage in Psychic Energy Battle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Federal Reserve of Thoughts to replace The Federal Reserve | Carl Mon |
| December 12, 2021 |
>Man Obscured By Tuba | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
Martians Discover Helicopter Drones | Tom Johnson |
| April 9, 2021 |
Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| March 12, 2021 |
Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer | Paul Kruger |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 9, 2021 |
Costco Burns To The Ground, Destroying Thousands Of Free Samples | Mike Hanson |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| October 28, 2020 |
Status Of The Realm Of Ideas | Aldus Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Plea For Help From The Planet Of Dearth | John Doe |
| October 28, 2020 |
Gender Reveal Causes Tornado | Bartholomew Bax |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| September 23, 2020 |
In Troubled Times, Skatebirder Spreads Calm | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 23, 2020 |
Questions: Would you Rather? | Paul Krueger |
| August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
| August 15, 2020 |
Profile: The Skatebirder | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 7, 2020 |
Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation | Hedwig the Hangry |
| May 7, 2020 |
Time Travel Candy for Curious Tongues | Margaretta Fleese |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln | Jupiter |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| January 25, 2020 |
Hair Salad Grows In Your Stomach | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| November 11, 2019 |
Status of the Gord | The Gord's Keeper |
| November 2, 2019 |
Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid | The Collective |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| September 26, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself | Jupiter |
| September 4, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Warns Us of His Counterpart | The Mechanical Fellow |
| September 4, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carny Hosts Mindfulness Game Show | Common Observer |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| June 17, 2019 |
Logs of Earl Bristol Goddard Published | The Purple Hermit |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| March 14, 2019 |
A Majestic Dance: A Crustacean's Art | Cro Raka |
| March 14, 2019 |
Genius Offers Secrets | BoobnBob |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| February 20, 2019 |
How To Reach the End of The World | Cro Raka |
| January 9, 2019 |
Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC | Clarence Mon |
| December 22, 2018 |
La Paz: City of Blue and Gold | Cro Raka |
| December 19, 2018 |
Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths | Carl Mon |
| November 26, 2018 |
The Monks Speak: The Mysterious Man | Roberto Piccolo |
| November 26, 2018 |
New Theory Appears in Nazca | Cro Raka |
| November 5, 2018 |
Surreal Paraguay | Cro Raka |
| October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
| October 28, 2018 |
Words Discover How To Make Love | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 4, 2018 |
Beloved Surreal Times Reporter Zulu Z. Zulu Wanted Dead or Alive | Giles Squin |
| October 2, 2018 |
A Letter To My Brother | Saul Smalls |
| September 27, 2018 |
Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler | The Editors |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 24, 2018 |
Spanish Monks Time Travel To Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Internship Position Opens | Management |
| April 19, 2018 |
Harsh Sanctions, No Charges To Follow Recent Miniature Automobile Collision | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| March 15, 2018 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| February 20, 2018 |
New Gameshow, Pilot Episode Airs Tonight | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 20, 2018 |
Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 11, 2018 |
Dennis Horizontal Hands' Inaugural Column | Dennis Horizontal Hands |
| December 23, 2017 |
A PICKLE TO THE PREFRONTAL | Wes Sizemore |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 9, 2017 |
Strange Contraption Brings Mindfulness | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 7, 2017 |
Earthwater Entities Mount Escape to Calm | Alfred Humbleton |
| June 14, 2017 |
Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems | Clarence Mon |
| February 27, 2017 |
Zulu Z. Zulu's travels: NYC Bussed Tour | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 1, 2017 |
Ride The Wave of Humble Digs | Doctor Goldstein |
| January 31, 2017 |
IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY | Professor Burgowittz |