Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
August 23, 2021 |
Opinion: Animal Testing Is Wrong, Use Furries Instead | Dr. Mormonius Rex |
August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
July 18, 2021 |
Have You Ever Experienced Something … So Bad | Vivian Mauve |
May 29, 2021 |
A Night In The Frothing Chamber | Whaler S. Fishpole |
May 29, 2021 |
Parental Controls For The Eyeballs | Tom Johnson |
April 9, 2021 |
Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet | Dernberger Spengleton |
March 12, 2021 |
The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention | Tommy Potentuary |
March 12, 2021 |
Coughing, Swallowed, Forgotten, Free | The Gulled One |
February 9, 2021 |
Rates Of Self-immolation Skyrocket As Melon-man Hands Out Her Last Free Melon. | Micheal O’Really |
February 9, 2021 |
Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
February 8, 2021 |
Woman Overdoses On Helium | Tom Johnson |
February 8, 2021 |
Blow To Head Changes Ball Player’s Life Forever | Dernberger Spengleton |
February 8, 2021 |
Couple Has A Real Marriage | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 13, 2020 |
Opinion: Humans Should Be Banned | Guy Person |
December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
October 28, 2020 |
Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy | Tom Johnson |
October 28, 2020 |
The Resilience Of Pastrami Man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
September 23, 2020 |
Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog | The Inanimate Empathist |
September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
September 23, 2020 |
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover | Dernberger Spengleton |
August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
August 6, 2020 |
Not Enough Karma For Hands | Common Observer |
May 17, 2020 |
Bird Funeral, At Least You Know, A Public Notary | The Gulled One |
February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
January 25, 2020 |
60 More Star Wars Films Planned For Release By 2030 | Martin “Marty” Kovacs |
January 25, 2020 |
Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent | Sherry Wolverton |
December 6, 2019 |
Continued Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
December 6, 2019 |
Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! | Mrs. Porter |
November 2, 2019 |
Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return | V. Mauve |
November 2, 2019 |
Shoe Communication For My Fellow Shyfolk! | ShyGuy |
November 2, 2019 |
Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid | The Collective |
November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
October 23, 2019 |
Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun | Mrs Porter |
October 22, 2019 |
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest | Shock Johnson |
October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
June 17, 2019 |
Carousel of Unending Happiness Lies In The Home of The Walking Dead | Charleigh Clark |
June 16, 2019 |
Account: Victim of Crows | Tom Johnson |
May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
May 21, 2019 |
Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation | Ron Gutterston |
May 21, 2019 |
Microscopic Seafarers Discovered at Puffer's Pond | Roberto Piccolo |
May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
April 16, 2019 |
Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth | Melanie Richardson |
April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
March 12, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Wishes To Leave His Castle | Dernberger Spengleton |
February 24, 2019 |
Minor Scrapes, Tears, In Aftermath of High Rise Collapse | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Big Brass Bessie | The Editors |
February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky | Tommy Potentuary |
January 13, 2019 |
Psychoactive Noise Moths Do Not Affect Humans | Whaler S. Fishpole |
December 30, 2018 |
Chimp Joe Found in Midst of Noise Moth Binge | Tom Johnson |
December 19, 2018 |
"Beware The Tabun Needle" | Saul Smalls, with the help of an editor surviving the same illness |
December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
December 11, 2018 |
My Visit With The Fugitive | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
November 27, 2018 |
Hair Graffiti Growing Wildly | Joe Tellie |
November 22, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Graffiti Scoundrels Run Rampant | Tom Johnson |
November 19, 2018 |
Teenager Looses Tooth Cigarette Jousting | Bernard Gigliotti |
November 18, 2018 |
Fortune Cookies Throw Insults | Tom Johnson |
November 13, 2018 |
"Cigarette Jousting" -- A Danger To Our Youth | Rebecca Winston |
October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
October 15, 2018 |
I Did Not Give The Surreal Five The Thirteen-Second Frequency | Juan Ramirez |
August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow Is A Mormon Communist Spook | John Short |
August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
July 29, 2018 |
Chimpanzee Joe: "This is Your Second Warning" | Chimpanzee Joe |
July 27, 2018 |
Demon Unveils Foundation Line | Roberto Piccolo |
July 25, 2018 |
The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters | Tom Johnson |
March 15, 2018 |
Television Show Pilot Flops | Tommy Potentuary |
March 15, 2018 |
Tokens Retracted From Worldly Citizens, New Source Recommended | Alfred Humbleton |
February 25, 2018 |
Mail Truck Crash, Strong Impression on Witnesses | Patty Geortenhul |
February 8, 2018 |
Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again | Cro Raka |
December 31, 2017 |
Bad Collision, Many Steeds Totalled | Common Observer |
September 22, 2017 |
Couple Does a Marriage | Cryptic Mark |
February 2, 2017 |
A look at the creature of North Amherst | Ron Gutterston |
February 2, 2017 |
BURGOWITTZ FOOLISH, UNWISE | Jameson Eldar |