| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Nippled Bird, Mime Engage in Psychic Energy Battle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
From the Mouth of the Pig 40 | Armädeius Galouei |
| December 12, 2021 |
What I learned from trading my penis for a VHS copy of "Willow" starring Warwick Davis (Now on Redbox!) | Hank T. Joseph |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 12, 2021 |
Observations of a Dad-like Cryptid | Wendy Rutrage |
| August 23, 2021 |
Jeff Bezos: Chimpanzee Murderer | Paul Kruger |
| August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times Contest | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
Unions Oppose Corporate Piano Method | Common Observer |
| May 29, 2021 |
Are You A Markov Chain? Find Out Now And Get Help? | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
From the Mouth of the Pig 37 | Armädeius Galouei |
| April 9, 2021 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 36 | Armädeius Galouei |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Message From An Ant Stuck In An Ant Farm | Ant |
| April 9, 2021 |
Conversions Overheard Vol. 3: Gulled One Sighting. | Ophelia Jones |
| March 12, 2021 |
Women Re-defines Love Function | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love | Tony Pepperoni |
| February 9, 2021 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 34 | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 9, 2021 |
Man Sneezes; Gets Blessed By Jesus Christ | Paul Kruger |
| February 8, 2021 |
Couple Has A Real Marriage | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 33 | Armädeius Galouei |
| December 13, 2020 |
Opinion: Humans Should Be Banned | Guy Person |
| December 13, 2020 |
Etymological Erotica: Meat Your Maker | Madame Madman |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 32 | Armädeius Galouei |
| October 28, 2020 |
Monkey Phrases Come To Life | Adam Stein |
| October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
For Lease: My Grandmother’s Voice In A Box | Charleigh Clark |
| September 23, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 31 | Armädeius Galouei |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| July 26, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 30 | Armädeius Galouei |
| May 17, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 29 | Armädeius Galouei |
| May 17, 2020 |
Bird Funeral, At Least You Know, A Public Notary | The Gulled One |
| May 5, 2020 |
Man Wakes Up As Words on The Page of a Book | Carl Mon |
| May 5, 2020 |
Blargo is Back | Billy Nodges |
| April 17, 2020 |
Giraffe Movement | Skye |
| March 4, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 28 | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 29, 2020 |
My First Line Training Experience | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 27 | Armädeius Galouei |
| January 25, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 26 | Armädeius Galouei |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Explosive Feast At The Gin Mill | Common Observer |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| January 25, 2020 |
Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent | Sherry Wolverton |
| December 6, 2019 |
An Ancient Graveyard | Alan Partridge |
| December 6, 2019 |
Continued Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
| November 3, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 25 | Armädeius Galouei |
| November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
| November 2, 2019 |
Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid | The Collective |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii | Ophelia Jones |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Few Words | Charleigh Clark |
| October 15, 2019 |
The Best Kind of Music: Gregorian Whispering | quiet mortimer |
| October 5, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 24 | Armädeius Galouei |
| October 5, 2019 |
Reality Supremacists Go Violent | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
The Carousel of Unending Happiness | Your RingMaster |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| October 3, 2019 |
Gulled One Quiet No More | The Gulled One |
| June 17, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 22 | Armädeius Galouei |
| June 17, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi | The Narrator |
| May 21, 2019 |
Group of Mistreated Plants Attack Herb Gardens, Flower Beds | The Purple Hermit |
| May 21, 2019 |
Encounters of the Tweener Trinketeer Date Back to Early 70s | Melanie Richardson |
| May 14, 2019 |
Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain | Clarence Mon |
| May 10, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 21 | Armädeius Galouei |
| May 10, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 20 | Armädeius Galouei |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth | Melanie Richardson |
| April 16, 2019 |
Spengleton's Partner Returns to Instigate a Novel Swap | Common Observer |
| April 16, 2019 |
Interview With NASA Computer Scientist | The Purple Hermit |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
| March 13, 2019 |
Account: I feed Myself to Myself | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| March 12, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says "Hi" | Anonymous |
| March 12, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Wishes To Leave His Castle | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 11, 2019 |
Mouth of Pig Discovered in Roadside Soup | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 11, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 19 | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| February 21, 2019 |
The Carousel of Unending Happiness Just Around a Corner And Under Your Nose | Advertisement |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| February 21, 2019 |
Knocking for Dreams | Somoni Endadid |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Chuck Stylish | The Stylish Family |
| February 16, 2019 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 18 | Armädeius Galouei |
| January 9, 2019 |
We Have Been Given Quandaries | Tevobet Nope |
| January 9, 2019 |
Tabletalk Cries | Tommy Origami |
| January 2, 2019 |
Mullen: "You'll Get What You Want" | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| December 30, 2018 |
Chimp Joe Found in Midst of Noise Moth Binge | Tom Johnson |
| December 30, 2018 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 17 | Armädeius Galouei |
| December 19, 2018 |
Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths | Carl Mon |
| December 18, 2018 |
Same As It Ever Was .?. | Graham Rapier |
| December 10, 2018 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 16 | Armädeius Galouei |
| November 26, 2018 |
Recipe for Alphabet Soup | The Editors |
| October 29, 2018 |
A Letter to a Friend Tossed in The Wind.?. | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
| October 28, 2018 |
Words Discover How To Make Love | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 23, 2018 |
Ode to Seagulls | Carët “Egg” Ozoné |
| October 20, 2018 |
Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst | The Purple Hermit |
| October 20, 2018 |
From the mouth of the pig 14 | Armädeius Galouei |
| October 20, 2018 |
From the mouth of the pig 13 | Armädeius Galouei |
| September 27, 2018 |
Wendy Yoon: "I'm doing it for the dreams." | Roberto Piccolo |
| August 13, 2018 |
An Update On The Mechanical Fellow | The Editors |
| August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow Is A Mormon Communist Spook | John Short |
| August 5, 2018 |
AN ACCOUNT OF: A MAN CUT IN TWO BY A WINDOW | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
| May 30, 2018 |
From the mouth of the pig #12 | Armädeius Galouei |
| May 30, 2018 |
Silence That Pretentious Octopus | Chimpanzee Joe |
| April 19, 2018 |
From the mouth of the pig #11 | Armädeius Galouei |
| April 19, 2018 |
Writer Criticism | Phantom Framer |
| March 11, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Prototype Released | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 2, 2018 |
THE SURREAL TIMES SURREAL STORY COMPETITION BEGINS | Dr. Dan Nibbler |
| January 17, 2018 |
The Princess Presents: Rope Arms ^Goliath | Common Observer |
| December 23, 2017 |
A PICKLE TO THE PREFRONTAL | Wes Sizemore |
| December 12, 2017 |
Howler Howls His Last | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 4, 2017 |
Untastefully Yours Probably & The ARG | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 28, 2017 |
What's So Great About Language Anyway? | Chimpanzee Joe |
| November 16, 2017 |
At The Foot of The Altar | Doctor Goldstein |
| November 9, 2017 |
Prose Poem From Recent Festival | The Editors |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| March 31, 2017 |
Letter to Charles Darwin the 11th | Hank T. Joseph |
| March 21, 2017 |
The Zebra Convention Unfolds | Armadeius Galouei |
| March 5, 2017 |
In These Times | R. Bottleby |
| March 2, 2017 |
ZZZ PUTS WORDS TO SPENGLETON'S CURVES | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| March 1, 2017 |
Ice jam aborted | Alfred Humbleton |
| February 2, 2017 |
New Bihexical Search! (#2) | Armädeius Galouei |
| February 1, 2017 |
RADICALS GO VIOLENT | Undercarriage Roth |
| January 31, 2017 |
An Explanation | Doctor Goldstein |
| January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |