| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 23, 2021 |
Picnic In The Sahara | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash | The Editors |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Completed Observations Of An Oatmeal Beard On A Bus. | Melanie Richardson PsyD |
| July 18, 2021 |
Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! | The Mysterious M |
| July 18, 2021 |
Brave Dog Stops Home Intruder, Tortures Him In The Basement For 6 Months. | Micheal O'Really |
| July 18, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! | Jupiter |
| July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
| May 29, 2021 |
Top 10 Facts About Alligators | Big Daddy Terrible |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Message From An Ant Stuck In An Ant Farm | Ant |
| March 12, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Hot Bath | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 9, 2021 |
Costco Burns To The Ground, Destroying Thousands Of Free Samples | Mike Hanson |
| February 9, 2021 |
Ufos Spark Momentary Cult | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food | Tom Johnson |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| December 13, 2020 |
Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
New Restaurant in Town | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Tender Moment | Engelbert Humperdinck |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Plea For Help From The Planet Of Dearth | John Doe |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| September 23, 2020 |
Please, Replace Your Teeth With Small Rodents | Kitty Collins |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| August 8, 2020 |
Preservationism: A Manifesto | Leonid Chelmsford |
| May 5, 2020 |
Conversations Overheard: Lobster Mac & Cheese | Phillis "Psychic Philip" Phillips |
| April 28, 2020 |
Attendence Required At Imagining Abundance Event | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 26, 2020 |
A New Generation Of Media | Surreal Times News Team |
| January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Hair Salad Grows In Your Stomach | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| December 6, 2019 |
Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? | Derek Nussbaum |
| December 6, 2019 |
Is Happy Greens Vegetable Farm An Insidious Cult? | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| December 6, 2019 |
Elites Hoard Hair Anywhere Spray | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| December 6, 2019 |
Continued Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
| December 6, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control Not Safe | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst | Charlie Tomquat |
| November 2, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing | Carl Mon |
| October 5, 2019 |
Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show | Boobnbob |
| October 4, 2019 |
DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 4, 2019 |
Workers Cooperative Hiring All Species Comanagers | Charlie Tomquat |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Alien Farmers Market in my Backyard | Charlie Tomquat |
| June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
| June 16, 2019 |
Death By Halal | Tom Johnson |
| April 15, 2019 |
I Speak From Jail: Deluxe Papa is a Menace | George S. Halfly |
| March 12, 2019 |
Monstrous House Cat Donated to Shelter | Opa Kaanrus |
| March 11, 2019 |
Profile: The Student Farm's Newest Caretaker | The Purple Hermit |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| February 20, 2019 |
How To Reach the End of The World | Cro Raka |
| February 20, 2019 |
Geese Departure Pushed Back Again | Leila |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Dingus Hullentail | The Hullentail Family |
| February 18, 2019 |
Man In The Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Is Disappointed | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 16, 2019 |
Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant | The Purple Hermit |
| January 8, 2019 |
Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates | “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens” |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| December 3, 2018 |
May The Rodents Be Gone, Say the Elderly Children | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 26, 2018 |
Random Act of Apathy | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 26, 2018 |
The Monks Speak: The Mysterious Man | Roberto Piccolo |
| November 21, 2018 |
Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 16, 2018 |
Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket | The Editors |
| October 31, 2018 |
Micro-economists Combine Energy to Form Single Macro-economist | The Purple Hermit |
| October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
| October 23, 2018 |
Ode to Seagulls | Carët “Egg” Ozoné |
| October 10, 2018 |
Mikey Reviews: Woke Foods Inc. - New “Conspiracy” Themed Family Restaurant | Mikey McCall |
| October 5, 2018 |
Florida Parents Acquire Vending Machine to Feed Children | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 26, 2018 |
Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature | Tommy Potentuary |
| July 24, 2018 |
Spanish Monks Time Travel To Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 30, 2018 |
A Recording Of The Ranting Of The Hermenaut | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| April 19, 2018 |
Elderly Man Carves Crop Circles For Charity | Common Observer |
| April 19, 2018 |
The Hermenaut Blasts Himself Into Orbit | Roberto Piccolo |
| April 19, 2018 |
Dr. Evans Vows To Be Ultimate Hermit, Descends In Sea | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 15, 2018 |
Tokens Retracted From Worldly Citizens, New Source Recommended | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 25, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail & House of Corrections Re-Opens | Common Observer |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 17, 2018 |
Creativity Blossoms at The Fault | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| October 15, 2017 |
UMass Football Goes Gorillas | Wes Sizemore |
| September 25, 2017 |
The Schizo Report | The Voices |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| March 21, 2017 |
The Zebra Convention Unfolds | Armadeius Galouei |
| February 2, 2017 |
The Man in the Nest | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 2, 2017 |
BURGOWITTZ FOOLISH, UNWISE | Jameson Eldar |
| February 2, 2017 |
SPENGLETON RELEASES NEW BOOK | Mumphurd Tongs |
| February 1, 2017 |
Letter of the editor | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| January 31, 2017 |
IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY | Professor Burgowittz |