| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
What I learned from trading my penis for a VHS copy of "Willow" starring Warwick Davis (Now on Redbox!) | Hank T. Joseph |
| December 12, 2021 |
Federal Reserve of Thoughts to replace The Federal Reserve | Carl Mon |
| December 12, 2021 |
Power outage causes slow motion | Tom Johnson |
| December 12, 2021 |
Local Business Tries Out Causal Fridays | Johnathan Delsignore |
| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 12, 2021 |
Youth League Competitive Rotten Cheese Eating: Is it Ethical? | Mike O'Really |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Study Suggests This Is All A 4th Grader’s Fever Dream | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| July 18, 2021 |
Unusual Teaching Methods At Chiptooth Kindergarten | Dernberger Spengleton |
| July 18, 2021 |
Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Martians Discover Helicopter Drones | Tom Johnson |
| May 29, 2021 |
Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World! | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 29, 2021 |
Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
Parental Controls For The Eyeballs | Tom Johnson |
| April 9, 2021 |
Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Sister Spirits In Old Churchyard? | Finnick Lightfoot |
| April 9, 2021 |
Help! I've Been Kidnapped And Forced To Listen To The Mars Volta | Flip Gilligan |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 9, 2021 |
Individuals Celebrate Organization | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 9, 2021 |
Federal Reserve To Lower Global Brain Coefficient | Aldus Humbleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art | Jupiter |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
Fundamentalism For Green | Captain Colorful |
| September 23, 2020 |
Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
From The Mouth of The Pig 31 | Armädeius Galouei |
| May 7, 2020 |
Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation | Hedwig the Hangry |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| February 29, 2020 |
Horror Film Critics Putting Masked Maniacs Out Of Work | Hockey Face |
| January 25, 2020 |
60 More Star Wars Films Planned For Release By 2030 | Martin “Marty” Kovacs |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| December 6, 2019 |
Learn To Lucid Dream | Cro Raka |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| November 2, 2019 |
Droids Invade Love | Dr. Harold S. Pirog |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| September 4, 2019 |
Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message | Carl Mon |
| June 16, 2019 |
Advanced Carnival Will Do Extraordinary Things | Fechy Honcon |
| May 21, 2019 |
Microscopic Seafarers Discovered at Puffer's Pond | Roberto Piccolo |
| April 16, 2019 |
Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow | Ron Gutterston |
| April 16, 2019 |
NASA "Oport2nity" Project Plagued by Unexplained Accidents | The Purple Hermit |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 18, 2018 |
The Great Terrifier Returns to Campus | Cecelia Ceiling-Sealant |
| November 22, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Graffiti Scoundrels Run Rampant | Tom Johnson |
| October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
| October 4, 2018 |
Community Bikes Sustainably Kick | Clarence Mon |
| October 1, 2018 |
Bonkers Bozos Think the Answer is in The Past | Alfred Humbleton |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow is a Mechanical Menace | George S. Halfly |
| August 8, 2018 |
Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| June 6, 2018 |
Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| April 19, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
| March 11, 2018 |
Young Adult Discovers Charm of Mother's Historic Technology | Marina Parella |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 24, 2018 |
P.S.A. Regarding Meteor Impacts | Jonothan Woodruff |
| February 20, 2018 |
Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| December 16, 2017 |
The New Mexico Surreal Engine | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| October 26, 2017 |
Stolen Gurgleer | Clarence Mon |
| October 15, 2017 |
UMass Football Goes Gorillas | Wes Sizemore |
| October 3, 2017 |
Let's Talk About This Whole Human Thing | Chimpanzee Joe |
| September 26, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman | The Editors |
| September 23, 2017 |
More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry | Cro Raka |
| July 27, 2017 |
U.S. Scientists Edit Embryo DNA | Professor Burgowittz |
| July 5, 2017 |
Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil | Clarence Mon |
| March 5, 2017 |
In These Times | R. Bottleby |
| February 2, 2017 |
UMass seeks energy crown | Clarence Mon |
| January 31, 2017 |
IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY | Professor Burgowittz |
| January 31, 2017 |
That Looks Like This | Common Observer |