Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
December 12, 2021 |
Power outage causes slow motion | Tom Johnson |
December 12, 2021 |
Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 12, 2021 |
Local Business Tries Out Causal Fridays | Johnathan Delsignore |
December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
August 23, 2021 |
Simulation Hackday | Theodore Munnely |
July 18, 2021 |
Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces | Carl Mon |
July 18, 2021 |
Furry Feminism Revitalizes Hair Anywherespray | Pleakley Pow Pow |
July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
May 29, 2021 |
Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World! | Tommy Potentuary |
May 29, 2021 |
Correction: Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
May 29, 2021 |
Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods | Dernberger Spengleton |
March 12, 2021 |
Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? | Common Observer |
March 12, 2021 |
Couple Brings Their Relationship To The Next Level | Dernberger Spengleton |
March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
February 9, 2021 |
A Healthy Man | Bartholomew Bax |
February 9, 2021 |
Individual Protests Federeral Reserve | Dernberger Spengleton |
February 9, 2021 |
Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
February 8, 2021 |
Woman Overdoses On Helium | Tom Johnson |
December 13, 2020 |
Easy Alternative Diet Will Help You Lose Weight | Tommy Potentuary |
October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
September 23, 2020 |
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover | Dernberger Spengleton |
August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
May 17, 2020 |
Wife Dressed Up As Stray Anteater Surprised as Husband Shows Potential for Pet Care | Maaye Pujhol |
May 12, 2020 |
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines | Theodore Munnely |
March 12, 2020 |
The Occation Event and other Events | The Editors |
March 4, 2020 |
Events Listings | The Editors |
March 1, 2020 |
Fireworks At The Convergence Bowl | Common Observer |
February 29, 2020 |
Horror Film Critics Putting Masked Maniacs Out Of Work | Hockey Face |
January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 24, 2019 |
Demon that Does Good Coming to Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 6, 2019 |
Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? | Derek Nussbaum |
December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
November 2, 2019 |
Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return | V. Mauve |
November 2, 2019 |
I Almost Joined A Cult And Was Glad About It | V. Mauve and Sebastian Pingas |
November 2, 2019 |
Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid | The Collective |
November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
November 2, 2019 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
October 5, 2019 |
Sex With Brain Parasites Goes Mainstream | Ed Nucklebalm |
October 3, 2019 |
Common Man Builds Amazing Inspectrograph | Common Observer |
September 19, 2019 |
Magazine Joins the Surrealist Frontlines | The Editors |
June 17, 2019 |
Pioneer Valley Urine Found to Be Not Potable | Kenneth Power-Ranger |
May 21, 2019 |
Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation | Ron Gutterston |
May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
April 12, 2019 |
Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords | William (Bill) Gumby |
March 14, 2019 |
SGA Elections Delayed By Collective Burp | Common Observer |
March 11, 2019 |
Doorstep Toddlers Stealing Data | Tom Johnson |
February 24, 2019 |
Minor Scrapes, Tears, In Aftermath of High Rise Collapse | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
February 16, 2019 |
Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians | Tom Johnson |
January 24, 2019 |
Castle About Which World Rotates: dweller unsatisfied, unable to paint or escape | Dernberger Spengleton |
December 12, 2018 |
Baron of Bullets Releases Cryptic Statement | The Editors |
November 15, 2018 |
Rising Dissasociex Prices Linked to Midterms | The Purple Hermit |
October 31, 2018 |
Micro-economists Combine Energy to Form Single Macro-economist | The Purple Hermit |
September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” | The Editors |
August 22, 2018 |
PSA From The Editors | The Editors |
August 5, 2018 |
AN ACCOUNT OF: A MAN CUT IN TWO BY A WINDOW | Dernberger Spengleton |
August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
July 27, 2018 |
Demon Unveils Foundation Line | Roberto Piccolo |
July 21, 2018 |
Escaped Roosters Wreak Havoc Downtown | Tom Johnson |
April 13, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
March 15, 2018 |
Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism | Dernberger Spengleton |
March 15, 2018 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
February 20, 2018 |
SURREALITY EXTINGUISHED WORLDWIDE: MYSTERIOUS “SKY-STAIRWAY” VANISHES | Roberto Piccolo |
February 20, 2018 |
The Rise Together Corporation Falls | Roberto Piccolo |
February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
February 8, 2018 |
Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again | Cro Raka |
February 8, 2018 |
Events Unfold At The Vatican | Dernberger Spengleton |
January 17, 2018 |
Creativity Blossoms at The Fault | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
October 27, 2017 |
My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
September 26, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman | The Editors |
February 1, 2017 |
RADICALS GO VIOLENT | Undercarriage Roth |
February 1, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |