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December 12, 2021 Power outage causes slow motion Tom Johnson
December 12, 2021 Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2021 Local Business Tries Out Causal Fridays Johnathan Delsignore
December 12, 2021 Free Will Fridays Tom Johnson
August 23, 2021 Simulation Hackday Theodore Munnely
July 18, 2021 Contagious Hiccupers Required To Glue Kazzoos To Faces Carl Mon
July 18, 2021 Furry Feminism Revitalizes Hair Anywherespray Pleakley Pow Pow
July 18, 2021 What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. The Speculative Asexual
May 29, 2021 Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World! Tommy Potentuary
May 29, 2021 Correction: Mathematicians On Mars Dernberger Spengleton
May 29, 2021 Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods Dernberger Spengleton
March 12, 2021 Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? Common Observer
March 12, 2021 Couple Brings Their Relationship To The Next Level Dernberger Spengleton
March 12, 2021 Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown Tommy Potentuary
February 9, 2021 A Healthy Man Bartholomew Bax
February 9, 2021 Individual Protests Federeral Reserve Dernberger Spengleton
February 9, 2021 Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown Tommy Potentuary
February 8, 2021 Woman Overdoses On Helium Tom Johnson
December 13, 2020 Easy Alternative Diet Will Help You Lose Weight Tommy Potentuary
October 28, 2020 "Sane Asylum" Opening Near You Tommy Potentuary
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
September 23, 2020 Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover Dernberger Spengleton
August 16, 2020 Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax Cryptic Mark
May 17, 2020 Wife Dressed Up As Stray Anteater Surprised as Husband Shows Potential for Pet Care Maaye Pujhol
May 12, 2020 Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines Theodore Munnely
March 12, 2020 The Occation Event and other Events The Editors
March 4, 2020 Events Listings The Editors
March 1, 2020 Fireworks At The Convergence Bowl Common Observer
February 29, 2020 Horror Film Critics Putting Masked Maniacs Out Of Work Hockey Face
January 25, 2020 Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton Dernberger Spengleton
December 24, 2019 Demon that Does Good Coming to Easthampton Dernberger Spengleton
December 6, 2019 Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? Derek Nussbaum
December 6, 2019 PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists Carl Mon
November 2, 2019 Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return V. Mauve
November 2, 2019 I Almost Joined A Cult And Was Glad About It V. Mauve and Sebastian Pingas
November 2, 2019 Serious Man Failed By His Steed Who Took Too Much Acid The Collective
November 2, 2019 Hypercube Confessions And The Future Dernberger Spengleton
November 2, 2019 Selected Not-news Since 1973 Frank Earhorn
October 5, 2019 Sex With Brain Parasites Goes Mainstream Ed Nucklebalm
October 3, 2019 Common Man Builds Amazing Inspectrograph Common Observer
September 19, 2019 Magazine Joins the Surrealist Frontlines The Editors
June 17, 2019 Pioneer Valley Urine Found to Be Not Potable Kenneth Power-Ranger
May 21, 2019 Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation Ron Gutterston
May 13, 2019 The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis Tommy Potentuary
April 12, 2019 Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords William (Bill) Gumby
March 14, 2019 SGA Elections Delayed By Collective Burp Common Observer
March 11, 2019 Doorstep Toddlers Stealing Data Tom Johnson
February 24, 2019 Minor Scrapes, Tears, In Aftermath of High Rise Collapse Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr
February 16, 2019 Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians Tom Johnson
January 24, 2019 Castle About Which World Rotates: dweller unsatisfied, unable to paint or escape Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2018 Baron of Bullets Releases Cryptic Statement The Editors
November 15, 2018 Rising Dissasociex Prices Linked to Midterms The Purple Hermit
October 31, 2018 Micro-economists Combine Energy to Form Single Macro-economist The Purple Hermit
September 25, 2018 An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity The Editors
September 19, 2018 The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” The Editors
August 22, 2018 PSA From The Editors The Editors
August 5, 2018 AN ACCOUNT OF: A MAN CUT IN TWO BY A WINDOW Dernberger Spengleton
August 2, 2018 Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished Ron Gutterston
July 27, 2018 Demon Unveils Foundation Line Roberto Piccolo
July 21, 2018 Escaped Roosters Wreak Havoc Downtown Tom Johnson
April 13, 2018 THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE Joe Kierlskegrienger
March 15, 2018 Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism Dernberger Spengleton
March 15, 2018 Community Classifieds The Editors
March 3, 2018 THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE Joe Kierlskegrienger
February 20, 2018 SURREALITY EXTINGUISHED WORLDWIDE: MYSTERIOUS “SKY-STAIRWAY” VANISHES Roberto Piccolo
February 20, 2018 The Rise Together Corporation Falls Roberto Piccolo
February 14, 2018 THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE Joe Kierlskegrienger
February 8, 2018 Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again Cro Raka
February 8, 2018 Events Unfold At The Vatican Dernberger Spengleton
January 17, 2018 Creativity Blossoms at The Fault Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
October 27, 2017 My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times Reverend Garland Hobbes
September 26, 2017 The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman The Editors
February 1, 2017 RADICALS GO VIOLENT Undercarriage Roth
February 1, 2017 A peculiar occurence Dernberger Spengleton