| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
God Has Second Thoughts | Anonymous |
| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
| December 12, 2021 |
Martian Medusa And Her Scheming Tendrils | Medusa's Tendril |
| August 23, 2021 |
Opinion: Animal Testing Is Wrong, Use Furries Instead | Dr. Mormonius Rex |
| August 23, 2021 |
God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero | Tommy Potentuary |
| July 18, 2021 |
Have You Ever Experienced Something … So Bad | Vivian Mauve |
| July 18, 2021 |
Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp | Carl Mon |
| May 29, 2021 |
Gov. Mandates Continuous Integration Testing Of Humans | Common Observer |
| May 29, 2021 |
A Night In The Frothing Chamber | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| May 29, 2021 |
Group Attempts To Hypnotize The Gods | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Max On The Street: Repeated Exchanging Of Burritos In Cambridge | Max R. Normalman |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Women Re-defines Love Function | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 9, 2021 |
The Petri Dish Kids | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 8, 2021 |
Lobster Whisperer Teaches Sonar Spoofing, Saves Crustations | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Opinion: Humans Should Be Banned | Guy Person |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Tragedy Of Bug-no-pain-man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
New Hairstyle Taking over Paquaint Areas | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
A New “Intellectual Property” | Aldous Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
Status Of The Realm Of Ideas | Aldus Humbleton |
| September 23, 2020 |
In Troubled Times, Skatebirder Spreads Calm | Dernberger Spengleton |
| September 23, 2020 |
Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 15, 2020 |
Profile: The Skatebirder | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 12, 2020 |
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines | Theodore Munnely |
| May 7, 2020 |
Genetics For Hire | Doctor Rotcod |
| May 5, 2020 |
How "Toxic" By Britney Spears Saved Humankind From Destruction | Flip Gilligan |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| January 25, 2020 |
Squid Wrangling Methods | Dave Fingle |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
A Dream Is Simply A Wasted 8-hour Rest Cycle | Loomis Taunch |
| December 24, 2019 |
Demon that Does Good Coming to Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| October 4, 2019 |
Intelligent Life Destroying Itself | Ferdinand Maxwell |
| September 4, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
On Underground Electricity Canals | Theodore Munnely |
| June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
| June 17, 2019 |
For Amherst, With Bees in Mind | Charlie Tomquat |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow: As The Humans By The Pond Stalk, With The Tiny People I Will Talk | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 16, 2019 |
The Vow of Loudness Must be Silenced | quiet mortimer |
| May 14, 2019 |
In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus | The Inanimate Empathist |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
| March 13, 2019 |
For Sale: Noise Moths | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: The Last Pale Duck | The Editors |
| January 29, 2019 |
The Living Fountainhead: Sally Gomez Surfaces | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 13, 2019 |
Psychoactive Noise Moths Do Not Affect Humans | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| January 9, 2019 |
Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC | Clarence Mon |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| December 3, 2018 |
May The Rodents Be Gone, Say the Elderly Children | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 28, 2018 |
Words Discover How To Make Love | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 23, 2018 |
Ode to Seagulls | Carët “Egg” Ozoné |
| September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 27, 2018 |
Professor Ramirez Reemerges | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinski |
| September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
| August 22, 2018 |
PSA From The Editors | The Editors |
| August 19, 2018 |
The Bigfeet Are Clearly KGB Spooks | John Short |
| August 8, 2018 |
The Mechanical Fellow is a Mechanical Menace | George S. Halfly |
| August 8, 2018 |
Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| August 2, 2018 |
Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished | Ron Gutterston |
| July 29, 2018 |
Chimpanzee Joe: "This is Your Second Warning" | Chimpanzee Joe |
| May 30, 2018 |
The Baron Of Bullets Spotted At Antonio’s | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 30, 2018 |
Silence That Pretentious Octopus | Chimpanzee Joe |
| May 30, 2018 |
We Can All Take A Hint From This Sandwich Anarchy | Pablo Little |
| April 19, 2018 |
Government To Begin Investigation of The 'Shower Act' | Cryptic Mark |
| April 13, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 24, 2018 |
A Depraved Scene Among Our Youth | Chef Xenu Zorelli |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 17, 2018 |
PSA: Keep Animals Inside | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| October 17, 2017 |
Young People Try To Start Careers | Cryptic Mark |
| October 3, 2017 |
Let's Talk About This Whole Human Thing | Chimpanzee Joe |
| September 22, 2017 |
Couple Does a Marriage | Cryptic Mark |
| June 14, 2017 |
Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems | Clarence Mon |