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December 12, 2021 Power outage causes slow motion Tom Johnson
December 12, 2021 Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2021 A Dimension inside a Disco Ball Dernberger Spengleton
August 23, 2021 Legal Question Vladimir
August 23, 2021 Feed Your Brain Instead The Editors
July 18, 2021 Top 10 Lines To Guarantee Getting A Third Date Big Mama Terrible
May 29, 2021 Top 10 Facts About Alligators Big Daddy Terrible
May 29, 2021 Parental Controls For The Eyeballs Tom Johnson
April 9, 2021 Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. Ellie Zandt-Balmer
April 9, 2021 Help! I've Been Kidnapped And Forced To Listen To The Mars Volta Flip Gilligan
March 12, 2021 Disgraced Surgeon Pioneers Eyeball Relocation Procedure Bartholomew Bax
March 12, 2021 Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos Carl Mon
March 12, 2021 The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention Tommy Potentuary
March 12, 2021 Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love Tony Pepperoni
March 12, 2021 The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It Paul Kruger
March 12, 2021 Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer Paul Kruger
March 12, 2021 Coughing, Swallowed, Forgotten, Free The Gulled One
February 9, 2021 The Petri Dish Kids Pleakley Pow Pow
February 9, 2021 New Business In Town: Kid Swap Paul Kruger
February 9, 2021 Ufos Spark Momentary Cult Carl Mon
February 8, 2021 Blow To Head Changes Ball Player’s Life Forever Dernberger Spengleton
December 13, 2020 Juggle Fighting Championship Spurs Controversy Dernberger Spengleton
December 13, 2020 Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art Jupiter
December 13, 2020 LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok Paul Kruger
December 13, 2020 The Truth Behind Turkey Joaquin
December 13, 2020 Etymological Erotica: Meat Your Maker Madame Madman
December 13, 2020 Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots Carl Mon
October 28, 2020 Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero Dernberger Spengleton
October 28, 2020 The Resilience Of Pastrami Man Ludwig Andre Hogan
October 28, 2020 A Tender Moment Engelbert Humperdinck
October 28, 2020 A Plea For Help From The Planet Of Dearth John Doe
October 28, 2020 10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records Flip Gilligan
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
September 23, 2020 Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun Tommy Potentuary
July 26, 2020 Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday Tommy Potentuary
July 12, 2020 Third Eye's Brew Murry Eyeball
May 17, 2020 Community Classifieds The Editors
May 17, 2020 Wife Dressed Up As Stray Anteater Surprised as Husband Shows Potential for Pet Care Maaye Pujhol
May 7, 2020 Woman Uses Eyeballs as Toys Common Observer
April 23, 2020 Invasive Tree Grows Writhing Rats Tom Johnson
March 1, 2020 Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams Pleakley Pow Pow
February 29, 2020 An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good Vivian Mauve
January 25, 2020 Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton Dernberger Spengleton
January 25, 2020 Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead Flip Gilligan
January 25, 2020 Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned Vivian Mauve
December 24, 2019 Demon that Does Good Coming to Easthampton Dernberger Spengleton
December 6, 2019 Review Of Maplewood 5 Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton
December 6, 2019 Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! Mrs. Porter
December 6, 2019 Ball Players Disciplined Sherry Wolverton
December 6, 2019 Builders Leave Backdoors for Tyranical Ants Carl Mon
November 2, 2019 Slimeball Secretes When Scared FunkFreakFrank
November 2, 2019 Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return V. Mauve
November 2, 2019 Newspaper Box Fires Sherry Wolverton
November 2, 2019 Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst Charlie Tomquat
November 2, 2019 Tomlinson LLC Experiences Workplace Friction BoobnBob
November 2, 2019 Demand: Show Me The Face Of Wisdom Hank T. Joseph
October 5, 2019 Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show Boobnbob
September 4, 2019 Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." Jupiter
June 17, 2019 Blue Wall: Blown to Bits Rio Calais
June 17, 2019 Head of PIA Hotdogged Carl Mon
June 17, 2019 Sunderland Mound Growing Sherry Wolverton
June 17, 2019 Top 13 Ball Moments Sherry Wolverton
June 17, 2019 Carousel of Unending Happiness Lies In The Home of The Walking Dead Charleigh Clark
June 16, 2019 Account: Victim of Crows Tom Johnson
June 16, 2019 Eyeball Juice Stand A Success Tommy Potentuary
May 21, 2019 Occultist Ball Graveyard Growing Rapidly Sherry Wolverton
May 21, 2019 A Note on Some People I Met During a Year Spent As Surreal Times Interesting Person Contact Charleigh Clark
May 21, 2019 Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation Ron Gutterston
May 21, 2019 She's in the Carousel of Unending Happiness Now Your RingMaster
May 21, 2019 My Name is Mr. Terrible And I Just Like to Sneak Around Mr. Terrible
May 13, 2019 The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis Tommy Potentuary
April 16, 2019 Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth Melanie Richardson
April 12, 2019 Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords William (Bill) Gumby
March 24, 2019 Journalist's Life Partner Goes Missing Tom Johnson
February 20, 2019 A Study in Cow Pelt and Citrus Eddy Cruise
February 9, 2019 Cheap Storage in The Sky Tommy Potentuary
January 9, 2019 Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC Clarence Mon
January 9, 2019 Join Our Cause The Editors
January 9, 2019 We Have Been Given Quandaries Tevobet Nope
December 11, 2018 My Visit With The Fugitive Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
December 3, 2018 May The Rodents Be Gone, Say the Elderly Children Dernberger Spengleton
November 30, 2018 Profile: The 'Overseer' Speaks Out On Isenberg Incident The Purple Hermit
November 26, 2018 Random Act of Apathy Dernberger Spengleton
November 26, 2018 Recipe for Alphabet Soup The Editors
November 22, 2018 Hair Anywhere Graffiti Scoundrels Run Rampant Tom Johnson
September 27, 2018 Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler The Editors
August 23, 2018 "The Spot" Breaks Box Office Records, Becoming the Most Profitable Movie in History Steve Hackwood
July 30, 2018 April 29th Special Broadcast Times Staff
July 1, 2018 Terrible Assault on General Consciousness Tiggy Sintrupuli
May 30, 2018 Internship Position Opens Management
May 30, 2018 Notorious Chief Of Agnatroptes Witnessed Serving Sun Dernberger Spengleton
May 30, 2018 Cloud Anchor Proposed, P.I.A. Investigating Clarence Mon
March 15, 2018 Problematic Advertisements Plague Amherst Common Observer
March 15, 2018 The Balloon: Part 2 Old Souls Anonymous
March 11, 2018 Hotline Hotline Prototype Released Tommy Potentuary
February 25, 2018 The Balloon: Humpty-Dumpty Retold, P1 Old Souls Anonymous
February 20, 2018 Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended Dernberger Spengleton
January 22, 2018 Goose Gingertop Deployed Jang Ben
December 31, 2017 Reverberating Armadillo Comedy & Free Marmalade Alfred Humbleton
December 23, 2017 A Call to Writers The Editors
November 20, 2017 Local Boys Learns Not To Lie Cro Raka
November 11, 2017 The Lost Story of Mr. Johnson Praa Para
November 9, 2017 Strange Contraption Brings Mindfulness Dernberger Spengleton
October 27, 2017 My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times Reverend Garland Hobbes
October 26, 2017 Stolen Gurgleer Clarence Mon
October 15, 2017 UMass Football Goes Gorillas Wes Sizemore
October 3, 2017 Call For Writers The Editors
September 26, 2017 The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman The Editors
September 4, 2017 Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect Reverend Garland Hobbes
August 10, 2017 Hungry Parakeet Scandal Common Observer
July 11, 2017 Routine interaction in NYC Jessem Ichel
May 19, 2017 A Quick Rewind Zulu Z. Zulu
April 25, 2017 LOW-TEMP VOLCANO ERUPTS Earnest
April 1, 2017 Anarchy Among Our Youth! Clarence Mon
February 2, 2017 The Man in the Nest Doctor Goldstein
February 2, 2017 A look at the creature of North Amherst Ron Gutterston
February 2, 2017 Running in circles? Alfred Humbleton
February 1, 2017 NERB SPEAKS Common Observer
February 1, 2017 A Most Bizarre Questionnaire Zulu Z. Zulu
February 1, 2017 Botany can really Ruffle Feathers Armädeius Galouei
January 31, 2017 An Explanation Doctor Goldstein
January 31, 2017 MAN SQUASHED BY METEORITE The Editors