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Date Published Title Author(s)
December 12, 2021 Power outage causes slow motion Tom Johnson
December 12, 2021 Introduction of Vacuum Tube Transport on UMass Campus Ophelia Jones
December 12, 2021 Free Will Fridays Tom Johnson
August 23, 2021 Monkey Tilt Laws Tom Johnson
July 18, 2021 Save the UMass Scifi Club The Editors
July 18, 2021 Furry Feminism Revitalizes Hair Anywherespray Pleakley Pow Pow
May 29, 2021 Hiccupper Quarantine Camps Carl Mon
February 8, 2021 Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food Tom Johnson
February 8, 2021 Woman Overdoses On Helium Tom Johnson
December 13, 2020 Oroxtaclüve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage Carl Mon
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
April 23, 2020 Invasive Tree Grows Writhing Rats Tom Johnson
February 29, 2020 My First Line Training Experience Dernberger Spengleton
February 29, 2020 An Unsolved Case: Hand Disembodiment On The Charles Tom Johnson
January 25, 2020 Sewer Snorts Make Downtown A Minefield Common Observer
December 6, 2019 Elites Hoard Hair Anywhere Spray Whaler S. Fishpole
December 6, 2019 Designer Birth Control Not Safe Tom Johnson
December 6, 2019 Rabbit Hole Traps Halt Safety Tom Johnson
December 6, 2019 Collegian Did Not Start Newsbox Fires Tom Johnson
December 6, 2019 Inanimate Empathist Breaking And Entering Tom Johnson
November 2, 2019 I Almost Joined A Cult And Was Glad About It V. Mauve and Sebastian Pingas
November 2, 2019 Hippies Vandalize Stone Motorhome Tom Johnson
November 2, 2019 Hypercube Confessions And The Future Dernberger Spengleton
November 2, 2019 Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing Carl Mon
October 5, 2019 Reality Supremacists Go Violent Carl Mon
October 3, 2019 Larping Kids Cause a Ruckus Tom Johnson
October 3, 2019 PSA To Wet Robot Canoodlers Tom Johnson
June 17, 2019 Blue Wall: Blown to Bits Rio Calais
June 17, 2019 Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune Ron Gutterston
June 17, 2019 Head of PIA Hotdogged Carl Mon
June 17, 2019 Logs of Earl Bristol Goddard Published The Purple Hermit
June 16, 2019 Account: Victim of Crows Tom Johnson
June 16, 2019 Death By Halal Tom Johnson
May 21, 2019 Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery Clarence Mon
May 21, 2019 Hot Dog Pranks Legal But Not Okay Tom Johnson
May 16, 2019 CALIFORNIA SOCK PUPPET MAN ESCAPES SECRET FACILITY Sax Tuba
May 14, 2019 Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain Clarence Mon
May 13, 2019 The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis Tommy Potentuary
April 16, 2019 Hooded Woman Dies in Butterfield Dorm Tom Johnson
April 16, 2019 Tree-climbing Student Attacked By Spear Tom Johnson
April 16, 2019 Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow Ron Gutterston
March 24, 2019 Journalist's Life Partner Goes Missing Tom Johnson
March 14, 2019 SGA Elections Delayed By Collective Burp Common Observer
March 13, 2019 Ipsum Communications Satellite Aims Radar at 4th Moon of Jupiter The Purple Hermit
March 12, 2019 Destroyer of Blimp Going to Jail Tom Johnson
March 11, 2019 Profile: The Student Farm's Newest Caretaker The Purple Hermit
March 11, 2019 Doorstep Toddlers Stealing Data Tom Johnson
March 7, 2019 Burp Rumbles Across Town Clarence Mon
February 26, 2019 The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador The Purple Hermit
February 22, 2019 Local Student Finally Escapes Infinitely Looping Hallway, Angry He Missed Winter Break Sax Tuba
February 20, 2019 Geese Departure Pushed Back Again Leila
February 19, 2019 Obituary: The Last Pale Duck The Editors
February 18, 2019 Man In Castle Rejects Tour Dernberger Spengleton
February 16, 2019 Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant The Purple Hermit
February 16, 2019 Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians Tom Johnson
January 28, 2019 Rogue Woman Returns: "The Deadly Touch Tarantula Joe Kierlskegrienger
January 23, 2019 Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover Clarence Mon
January 17, 2019 Serum to Counter Hair Anywhere Spray Tom Johnson
January 17, 2019 Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery Clarence Mon
December 30, 2018 Chimp Joe Found in Midst of Noise Moth Binge Tom Johnson
December 27, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Banned Across the Pioneer Valley Tom Johnson
December 18, 2018 Butterfield Hall Uninhabitable Due To Noise Moth Infestation William (Bill) Gumby
December 18, 2018 The Great Terrifier Returns to Campus Cecelia Ceiling-Sealant
December 18, 2018 Chimpanzee Joe Missing Tom Johnson
December 11, 2018 My Visit With The Fugitive Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
December 10, 2018 Landscaping Companies On Call For Hair Anywhere Spray Emergencies Tom Johnson
November 30, 2018 Profile: The 'Overseer' Speaks Out On Isenberg Incident The Purple Hermit
November 22, 2018 Hair Anywhere Graffiti Scoundrels Run Rampant Tom Johnson
November 18, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors! Tommy Potentuary
November 18, 2018 Fortune Cookies Throw Insults Tom Johnson
November 16, 2018 Noise Moth Infestation in UMass Dormitory William (Bill) Gumby
October 24, 2018 Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest Clarence Mon
October 21, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores Tommy Potentuary
October 20, 2018 Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst The Purple Hermit
October 4, 2018 New Research Out of The University of Dortmund The Editors
October 4, 2018 Community Bikes Sustainably Kick Clarence Mon
September 29, 2018 Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? Joe Kierlskegrienger
September 27, 2018 Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler The Editors
September 24, 2018 A Joint Statement From The Surreal Five The Editors
September 20, 2018 Questionable Hustle in Central Park: HUMAN ZOO Tom Johnson
September 19, 2018 The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” The Editors
September 18, 2018 H-33 Explained Eddie Octo
September 17, 2018 Five UMass Students Exposed to Mind-Altering Chemical H-33 Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
August 17, 2018 There Are No Bigfeet In Amherst, Stop This Delusion George S. Halfly
August 8, 2018 The Mechanical Fellow Is A Mormon Communist Spook John Short
August 8, 2018 Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
August 2, 2018 Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished Ron Gutterston
July 29, 2018 In Wake of Cockfighting Bust, Roosters Euthanized Tom Johnson
July 25, 2018 The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters Tom Johnson
July 21, 2018 Escaped Roosters Wreak Havoc Downtown Tom Johnson
July 1, 2018 Cockfighting Bust in Northampton Tom Johnson
May 30, 2018 Members Of The Atonal Music Listening Club Nowhere To Be Found Common Observer
April 19, 2018 Intelligent Computer Worm On The Loose Tom Johnson
April 19, 2018 Musical Fun All Around Dernberger Spengleton
April 19, 2018 An Update From Inside The Old Chapel Dome Reverend Garland Hobbes
April 19, 2018 2nd Annual Acupuncture Social Loomis Taunch
April 19, 2018 A Note From The Police: Individuals Saturating Rotaries... Tom Johnson
March 15, 2018 Problematic Advertisements Plague Amherst Common Observer
March 15, 2018 Giant Injured in Stupor Tom Johnson
March 15, 2018 Community Classifieds The Editors
March 15, 2018 Upcoming Event: Art Takes on Art Loomis Taunch
March 11, 2018 Head of Atonal Music Appreciation Club Silently Outed Common Observer
December 31, 2017 Reverberating Armadillo Comedy & Free Marmalade Alfred Humbleton
November 11, 2017 University Holds Degree Buyback Program Wes Sizemore
October 27, 2017 My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times Reverend Garland Hobbes
October 15, 2017 UMass Football Goes Gorillas Wes Sizemore
February 2, 2017 UMass seeks energy crown Clarence Mon
February 2, 2017 ROGUE WOMAN ON CAMPUS Tom Johnson
February 2, 2017 Board of selectmen vote down dinosaur proposal Professor Burgowittz
February 1, 2017 AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER Clarence Mon