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December 12, 2021 Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2021 Anti-Clown Attacks in Amherst Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2021 >Man Obscured By Tuba Dernberger Spengleton
August 23, 2021 God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero Tommy Potentuary
July 18, 2021 Furry Feminism Revitalizes Hair Anywherespray Pleakley Pow Pow
July 18, 2021 Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp Carl Mon
May 29, 2021 Surreal Times Joins The New York Times The Editors
May 29, 2021 Ant Joins Surrealist Journalism Team The Editors
April 9, 2021 Surreal Times Aquired By The Argonaut The Editors
April 9, 2021 Sister Spirits In Old Churchyard? Finnick Lightfoot
March 12, 2021 Boxman: Amherst’s Newest Superhero The Mysterious M
February 8, 2021 Couple Has A Real Marriage Dernberger Spengleton
December 13, 2020 Oroxtaclüve Sighting Downtown Amherst, Collateral Damage Carl Mon
October 28, 2020 Pedro Stein, Un Secretary-general: Adam Stein
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
September 23, 2020 Dental Delinquent On The Loose Gum Girl
August 16, 2020 Blip in The Axioms of The Universe Common Observer
April 24, 2020 Local Crackpot Offers Contact-Free Mutterings Surreal Times News Team
March 12, 2020 The Occation Event and other Events The Editors
March 4, 2020 Events Listings The Editors
March 1, 2020 Slug Delivery Not Controversial Tommy Potentuary
March 1, 2020 #savecrabs Movement Sweeping The Country Paul Kruger
March 1, 2020 The Banjoman Stalks Amherst Roberto Piccolo
March 1, 2020 The Tree Folk Will Stop The Banjoman Menace By Senior Hoff Ricko No-Wicko
March 1, 2020 Quiet Mortimer: I Will Cut The Banjomans Strings quiet mortimer
March 1, 2020 “Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind Tommy Potentuary
March 1, 2020 Pupil Stage Of Noise Moths Discovered Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler
January 25, 2020 Return Hair Anywhere Spray To The People Whaler S. Fishpole
January 25, 2020 Sewer Snorts Make Downtown A Minefield Common Observer
January 25, 2020 Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent Sherry Wolverton
December 6, 2019 Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? Derek Nussbaum
December 6, 2019 Letter To The Editors: Black Moon Gerald Yelle
December 6, 2019 Review Of Maplewood 5 Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton
December 6, 2019 Win Big At The Object Lottery Tommy Potentuary
December 6, 2019 Surrealist Media Organizations Join Forces The Editors
December 6, 2019 Culture Corner: Fiddler On The Roof Opens This Thursday Ridley Stump
December 6, 2019 Collegian Did Not Start Newsbox Fires Tom Johnson
December 6, 2019 Holiday Wish List The Editors
November 2, 2019 I Almost Joined A Cult And Was Glad About It V. Mauve and Sebastian Pingas
November 2, 2019 Newspaper Box Fires Sherry Wolverton
November 2, 2019 Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst Charlie Tomquat
November 2, 2019 Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing Carl Mon
October 5, 2019 Jesus Reincarnated Before My Eyes Dernberger Spengleton
October 4, 2019 Breakthrough: Subtle Divine Contact Theodore Munnely
October 3, 2019 PSA To Wet Robot Canoodlers Tom Johnson
September 4, 2019 Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message Carl Mon
June 17, 2019 Carny Hosts Mindfulness Game Show Common Observer
June 17, 2019 Head of PIA Hotdogged Carl Mon
June 17, 2019 For Amherst, With Bees in Mind Charlie Tomquat
June 16, 2019 Account: Victim of Crows Tom Johnson
May 22, 2019 The Novelty Manifesto Eddie Octo
May 21, 2019 Ant Coordinator Resigns Post Clarence Mon
May 21, 2019 CC: Hallucinations Wanted Gustav
May 21, 2019 Group of Mistreated Plants Attack Herb Gardens, Flower Beds The Purple Hermit
May 21, 2019 Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation Ron Gutterston
May 21, 2019 Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery Clarence Mon
May 14, 2019 Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain Clarence Mon
May 13, 2019 Visions of Emerald Sea Sweep Amherst The Editors
April 20, 2019 Eddie: The Octopus Stings Luap Killner
April 16, 2019 Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth Melanie Richardson
April 16, 2019 Spengleton's Partner Returns to Instigate a Novel Swap Common Observer
April 15, 2019 I Speak From Jail: Deluxe Papa is a Menace George S. Halfly
March 14, 2019 Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail Common Observer
March 13, 2019 Hippo Causes Destruction Downtown BoobnBob
March 13, 2019 Website Down, People Deprived of News Armädeius Galouei
March 12, 2019 Monstrous House Cat Donated to Shelter Opa Kaanrus
March 12, 2019 Destroyer of Blimp Going to Jail Tom Johnson
March 12, 2019 Take a Whiff of an Aroma Flick At The Aroma-Theatre Downtown Amherst Tommy Potentuary
March 11, 2019 Man Who Won't Stop Talking Caught, Applauded Michael O’Really
February 26, 2019 Man In Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Becomes Sickly Dernberger Spengleton
February 26, 2019 The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador The Purple Hermit
February 22, 2019 Local Student Finally Escapes Infinitely Looping Hallway, Angry He Missed Winter Break Sax Tuba
February 20, 2019 Geese Departure Pushed Back Again Leila
February 19, 2019 Obituary: Jeremy J. Jeremy The People With Repetitive Names Society
February 18, 2019 Man In Castle Rejects Tour Dernberger Spengleton
February 17, 2019 High-quality Spot Found Downtown Clarence Mon
February 16, 2019 Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant The Purple Hermit
February 16, 2019 Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians Tom Johnson
January 17, 2019 Serum to Counter Hair Anywhere Spray Tom Johnson
January 17, 2019 Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery Clarence Mon
January 9, 2019 Response to "Sinners in The Hands of The Fake Sun" George S. Halfly
January 8, 2019 Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens”
January 4, 2019 Letter to the Editor: Who is Dorf? George S. Halfly
December 19, 2018 Kid Cuppino to Play Amherst Roberto Piccolo
December 16, 2018 Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
December 13, 2018 Hair Anywhere Graffiti Grows Back When Cut Joe Tellie
December 11, 2018 Cryptid Caught: "Belmontian Gurp" Apprehended in Amherst Sewers Sax Tuba
December 10, 2018 Landscaping Companies On Call For Hair Anywhere Spray Emergencies Tom Johnson
November 30, 2018 Profile: The 'Overseer' Speaks Out On Isenberg Incident The Purple Hermit
November 27, 2018 Hair Graffiti Growing Wildly Joe Tellie
November 22, 2018 Hair Anywhere Graffiti Scoundrels Run Rampant Tom Johnson
November 21, 2018 Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
November 19, 2018 Downtown Disappearances: Possible Cryptid at Large Sax Tuba
November 19, 2018 Teenager Looses Tooth Cigarette Jousting Bernard Gigliotti
November 18, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors! Tommy Potentuary
November 18, 2018 Fortune Cookies Throw Insults Tom Johnson
November 13, 2018 "Cigarette Jousting" -- A Danger To Our Youth Rebecca Winston
October 21, 2018 Street Light Won't Pipe Down Clarence Mon
October 21, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores Tommy Potentuary
October 20, 2018 Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst The Purple Hermit
October 4, 2018 New Research Out of The University of Dortmund The Editors
October 4, 2018 Community Bikes Sustainably Kick Clarence Mon
October 3, 2018 His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around Ron Gutterston
September 27, 2018 Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler The Editors
September 19, 2018 The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” The Editors
September 17, 2018 Five UMass Students Exposed to Mind-Altering Chemical H-33 Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
August 20, 2018 I, Bigfoot: "Leave Us Alone" Larry the Bigfoot
August 19, 2018 The Bigfeet Are Clearly KGB Spooks John Short
August 18, 2018 Bigfeet Are Legal And A "Bigfoot Crusade" Is Out Of The Question Maria Gonzales
August 17, 2018 There Are No Bigfeet In Amherst, Stop This Delusion George S. Halfly
August 16, 2018 The Feathered Travesty: One Naturalist's Thoughts On An Unnatural Matter Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi
August 15, 2018 Eddie Octo Achieves Surreal Engineering Masters Degree The Editors
August 8, 2018 Special Report: The Mechanical Fellow Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
August 2, 2018 Hope of Interplanetary Cordiality Extinguished Ron Gutterston
July 30, 2018 April 29th Special Broadcast Times Staff
July 29, 2018 In Wake of Cockfighting Bust, Roosters Euthanized Tom Johnson
July 25, 2018 The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters Tom Johnson
July 24, 2018 Spanish Monks Time Travel To Amherst Roberto Piccolo
July 21, 2018 Escaped Roosters Wreak Havoc Downtown Tom Johnson
July 21, 2018 Town Must Do Better Chris Bascomb
June 19, 2018 Union of the Clouds Zilches Borders Clarence Mon
June 18, 2018 The Mad Cartographer, We Should Hear Him Out Pablo Little
June 18, 2018 The Mad Cartographer Threatens our City George S. Halfly
June 6, 2018 Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream Tommy Potentuary
May 30, 2018 The Octo Report: "Collision Festival" Takes Off Eddie Octo
May 30, 2018 Realm Of Ideas Narrows Alfred Humbleton
May 30, 2018 The Baron Of Bullets Spotted At Antonio’s Roberto Piccolo
May 30, 2018 Spiral Run Closing In On The Amherst Common Dernberger Spengleton
May 30, 2018 Cloud Anchor Proposed, P.I.A. Investigating Clarence Mon
April 20, 2018 Craigslist Post Appears Offering Bicycle Day Deal Common Observer
April 19, 2018 Arkansas Howler Arrested After Altercation With Neighbors Roberto Piccolo
April 19, 2018 Intelligent Computer Worm On The Loose Tom Johnson
April 19, 2018 Musical Fun All Around Dernberger Spengleton
April 19, 2018 2nd Annual Acupuncture Social Loomis Taunch
April 19, 2018 A Note From The Police: Individuals Saturating Rotaries... Tom Johnson
March 15, 2018 Malicious Koi Robs World of Nwidvee Dernberger Spengleton
March 15, 2018 Unusual Birth Occurs in Wake of Snowstorm Dernberger Spengleton
March 15, 2018 Problematic Advertisements Plague Amherst Common Observer
March 15, 2018 Letter to The Editor Joseph Altmann
March 15, 2018 Community Classifieds The Editors
March 11, 2018 The Arkansas Howler Returns Joe Kierlskegrienger
March 11, 2018 Hotline Hotline Prototype Released Tommy Potentuary
February 24, 2018 P.S.A. Regarding Meteor Impacts Jonothan Woodruff
February 20, 2018 Norwottuck Rail Trail to be Extended Dernberger Spengleton
February 8, 2018 Anonymous Tape Left At Journalist's Home The Editors
January 16, 2018 MONSTROSITY APPROACHING Clarence Mon
December 31, 2017 Bad Collision, Many Steeds Totalled Common Observer
December 31, 2017 Milkwalker Sightings Cro Raka
December 31, 2017 Reverberating Armadillo Comedy & Free Marmalade Alfred Humbleton
December 25, 2017 Ant Pursues Fountain of Youth Joe Kierlskegrienger
December 25, 2017 The Fun Is Over Early This Year Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2017 Howler Howls His Last Joe Kierlskegrienger
November 30, 2017 Off-campus Apartment Evicts Tenants Wes Sizemore
November 28, 2017 Amherst Annual Orchestra To Perform This Year's Stunt Dernberger Spengleton
November 14, 2017 Catching Up With The Arkansas Howler Joe Kierlskegrienger
November 11, 2017 University Holds Degree Buyback Program Wes Sizemore
November 9, 2017 Strange Contraption Brings Mindfulness Dernberger Spengleton
October 15, 2017 UMass Football Goes Gorillas Wes Sizemore
September 23, 2017 More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry Cro Raka
September 13, 2017 Surreal Newsroom on 9/14/2017 Dernberger Spengleton
August 10, 2017 Hungry Parakeet Scandal Common Observer
June 14, 2017 Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems Clarence Mon
April 10, 2017 Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine Alfred Humbleton
April 3, 2017 Acupuncture Social to be hosted at the Fine Arts Center! Loomis Taunch
April 3, 2017 Acupuncture Social at the FAC! Loomis Taunch
April 1, 2017 Anarchy Among Our Youth! Clarence Mon
March 31, 2017 Protest by the Tree Folk Moriarty Collins
March 6, 2017 A closer look at Headly, an employee at franklin dining commons Ron Gutterston
March 6, 2017 Police Kidnapping Maybe Solved Richard Jenkins
March 2, 2017 Tsunami Hits Western Mass Professor Burgowittz
February 2, 2017 The Man in the Nest Doctor Goldstein
February 2, 2017 A look at the creature of North Amherst Ron Gutterston
February 2, 2017 UMass seeks energy crown Clarence Mon
February 2, 2017 Board of selectmen vote down dinosaur proposal Professor Burgowittz
February 1, 2017 RADICALS GO VIOLENT Undercarriage Roth
February 1, 2017 Ride The Wave of Humble Digs Doctor Goldstein
February 1, 2017 AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER Clarence Mon
February 1, 2017 Botany can really Ruffle Feathers Armädeius Galouei
January 31, 2017 MAN SQUASHED BY METEORITE The Editors