| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
31 Year old Woman Lodged Somewhat Firmly in Year 2012 | Rio Calais |
| December 12, 2021 |
Column: Pleakley's Afternoon | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| December 12, 2021 |
A Dimension inside a Disco Ball | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
>Man Obscured By Tuba | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Holyman Summons A Party | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Opinion: What’s So Scary About Skeletons? | Spookas Ghoulgen |
| December 12, 2021 |
Free Will Fridays | Tom Johnson |
| December 12, 2021 |
Martian Medusa And Her Scheming Tendrils | Medusa's Tendril |
| August 23, 2021 |
Legal Question | Vladimir |
| August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
| August 23, 2021 |
New Study Suggests This Is All A 4th Grader’s Fever Dream | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
| August 23, 2021 |
Simulation Hackday | Theodore Munnely |
| August 23, 2021 |
Convert Me Daddy! This Could Be A One Buck Pantheon For You. | Anonymous |
| July 18, 2021 |
Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body | Lucy Bugle |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
Once People Walked Here, But Now Only A Few Do. | Vivian Mauve |
| July 18, 2021 |
Furry Feminism Revitalizes Hair Anywherespray | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| July 18, 2021 |
Brave Dog Stops Home Intruder, Tortures Him In The Basement For 6 Months. | Micheal O'Really |
| July 18, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! | Jupiter |
| July 18, 2021 |
Soldiers Required To Communicate Over Connection-based Protocol Tcp | Carl Mon |
| July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Under 5 List | Paul Kruger |
| May 29, 2021 |
Top 10 Facts About Alligators | Big Daddy Terrible |
| May 29, 2021 |
Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 29, 2021 |
Correction: Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
A Night In The Frothing Chamber | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| May 29, 2021 |
Fire In The Fractal Factory | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 29, 2021 |
Calcium And Nutrients | I know how you view my home. |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| April 9, 2021 |
Letter To The Editor | Doctor Goldstein |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Message From An Ant Stuck In An Ant Farm | Ant |
| April 9, 2021 |
Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Mathematicians On Mars | Dernberger Spengleton |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Sister Spirits In Old Churchyard? | Finnick Lightfoot |
| April 9, 2021 |
Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining | Paul Kruger |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
Top Tier Goon Drafted For Half-a-million | Lenny Abel Hogan |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| March 12, 2021 |
Boxman: Amherst’s Newest Superhero | The Mysterious M |
| March 12, 2021 |
A View Into A Vietnamese Apartment | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| March 12, 2021 |
Clay Catastrophe: Metamorphic Earth Gone Wild | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Hot Bath | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 9, 2021 |
The Petri Dish Kids | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| February 9, 2021 |
Man Sneezes; Gets Blessed By Jesus Christ | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
Federal Reserve To Lower Global Brain Coefficient | Aldus Humbleton |
| February 9, 2021 |
Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 8, 2021 |
Lobster Whisperer Teaches Sonar Spoofing, Saves Crustations | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 8, 2021 |
Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress | Carl Mon |
| February 8, 2021 |
Couple Has A Real Marriage | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
Notice: You May Be Entitled to Money | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art | Jupiter |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
The Truth Behind Turkey | Joaquin |
| December 13, 2020 |
Easy Alternative Diet Will Help You Lose Weight | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots | Carl Mon |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of | Tommy Potentuary |
| December 13, 2020 |
Protests Against Turkey In Space | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| October 28, 2020 |
Spiders As An Alternative To Music | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
Paparazzi Have A Foot Fetish | Common Observer |
| October 28, 2020 |
A New “Intellectual Property” | Aldous Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy | Tom Johnson |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 28, 2020 |
Status Of The Realm Of Ideas | Aldus Humbleton |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Tender Moment | Engelbert Humperdinck |
| October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 23, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| September 23, 2020 |
Pro-Reality Gang Sentenced to Sane Assylum | Carl Mon |
| September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
| September 23, 2020 |
Existential Dread Down the Drain | Dernberger Spengleton |
| August 16, 2020 |
Alan Partridge Returns With Advice | Alan Partridge |
| August 16, 2020 |
Big Animal Planet or Big Animal Hoax | Cryptic Mark |
| August 6, 2020 |
Airplane Stuck in Orbit | Carl Mon |
| May 27, 2020 |
Live News Broadcast | The Editors |
| May 17, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| May 17, 2020 |
Man Suffers Cell Merging Disorder | Aaron Friedman |
| May 12, 2020 |
Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives | Songsinger |
| May 5, 2020 |
Let's Paint a Picture: Trout Fishing | Vivian Mauve |
| May 5, 2020 |
How "Toxic" By Britney Spears Saved Humankind From Destruction | Flip Gilligan |
| April 28, 2020 |
New Trend To Communicate With Babies In Womb | Carl Mon |
| April 26, 2020 |
A New Generation Of Media | Surreal Times News Team |
| April 23, 2020 |
Invasive Tree Grows Writhing Rats | Tom Johnson |
| March 1, 2020 |
Slug Delivery Not Controversial | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
“Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
Pupil Stage Of Noise Moths Discovered | Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler |
| March 1, 2020 |
Selected Not-news Since 1973 | Frank Earhorn |
| March 1, 2020 |
Discovery Of Junkyard Jukebox: Orchestrion Of Dreams | Pleakley Pow Pow |
| March 1, 2020 |
Dumpster Squids Migrate To Mud Puddles | A Concerned Citizen |
| February 29, 2020 |
Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda | Ripper Linda |
| February 29, 2020 |
Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii | Professor Nutmeg |
| February 29, 2020 |
An Encounter With The Demon That Does Good | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Letter To The Editor: I Warn You: I Watch You And Your Ideas | Earth Cow |
| January 25, 2020 |
Hair Salad Grows In Your Stomach | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| January 25, 2020 |
Squid Wrangling Methods | Dave Fingle |
| January 25, 2020 |
Man Who Habitully Covers Himself In Twigs At Ball Field Questioned | Vivian Mauve |
| January 25, 2020 |
Collective Cattle Consciousness Claps Carnivores | Aldus Humbleton |
| January 25, 2020 |
Explosive Feast At The Gin Mill | Common Observer |
| January 25, 2020 |
Reality: An Inescapable Eternity, Or A Failed Century-long Experiment | Ezra Ryder |
| January 3, 2020 |
Surreal Times Now Offering Newspaper Delivery | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Human Hair Salad: Is It Canabalism? | Derek Nussbaum |
| December 6, 2019 |
Elites Hoard Hair Anywhere Spray | Whaler S. Fishpole |
| December 6, 2019 |
Continued Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
| December 6, 2019 |
Free TV Stand Stolen | The Dumb Banana |
| December 6, 2019 |
PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists | Carl Mon |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! | Mrs. Porter |
| December 6, 2019 |
Surrealist Media Organizations Join Forces | The Editors |
| December 6, 2019 |
Builders Leave Backdoors for Tyranical Ants | Carl Mon |
| November 11, 2019 |
Status of the Gord | The Gord's Keeper |
| November 2, 2019 |
Slimeball Secretes When Scared | FunkFreakFrank |
| November 2, 2019 |
Help Me! Do I Smell Like Cough Syrup? | Anonymous ad placer |
| November 2, 2019 |
Strange Entity In The Woods Out West Can Send You To A Peaceful Place But You Won’t Ever Return | V. Mauve |
| November 2, 2019 |
Guided Thoughts Number One | Aldus Humbleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
I Almost Joined A Cult And Was Glad About It | V. Mauve and Sebastian Pingas |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Poem By Death Itself | Graham Rapier |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hippies Vandalize Stone Motorhome | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst | Charlie Tomquat |
| November 2, 2019 |
Television Host Ambivalent About His Job | Anonymous |
| November 2, 2019 |
How I Transitioned Into A New Form | Anew Nema |
| November 2, 2019 |
In Pursuit Of A Smooth Marriage | BoobnBob |
| November 2, 2019 |
The Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull | Graham Rapier |
| November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
What We Crave | Clist Cthrutchy |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| November 1, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: My Boyfriend Turned Me Into a Vampire And Dumped Me | Jupiter |
| October 5, 2019 |
Writer Glitches STD Ray Gun | Ned Greebly |
| October 4, 2019 |
DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market | Tommy Potentuary |
| October 4, 2019 |
Workers Cooperative Hiring All Species Comanagers | Charlie Tomquat |
| October 3, 2019 |
Larping Kids Cause a Ruckus | Tom Johnson |
| October 3, 2019 |
Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent | Alan Partridge |
| October 3, 2019 |
Common Man Builds Amazing Inspectrograph | Common Observer |
| October 3, 2019 |
Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy | Carl Mon |
| September 26, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself | Jupiter |
| September 4, 2019 |
Emergent Artificial Intelligence Sends Cryptic Message | Carl Mon |
| September 4, 2019 |
Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." | Jupiter |
| June 17, 2019 |
People Advised to Castrate Their Flowers | Aldus Humbleton |
| June 17, 2019 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| June 17, 2019 |
On Underground Electricity Canals | Theodore Munnely |
| June 17, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Safe at Alien Commune | Ron Gutterston |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carny Hosts Mindfulness Game Show | Common Observer |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Head of PIA Hotdogged | Carl Mon |
| June 17, 2019 |
Carousel of Unending Happiness Lies In The Home of The Walking Dead | Charleigh Clark |
| May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
| May 21, 2019 |
Honey Alliance Coop Opening Its Gates | Cro Raka |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| May 21, 2019 |
A Note on Some People I Met During a Year Spent As Surreal Times Interesting Person Contact | Charleigh Clark |
| May 21, 2019 |
The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi | The Narrator |
| May 21, 2019 |
Microscopic Seafarers Discovered at Puffer's Pond | Roberto Piccolo |
| May 16, 2019 |
The Vow of Loudness Must be Silenced | quiet mortimer |
| May 15, 2019 |
The Story of Time | Cryptic Mark |
| May 14, 2019 |
In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus | The Inanimate Empathist |
| May 13, 2019 |
Visions of Emerald Sea Sweep Amherst | The Editors |
| May 13, 2019 |
I Have Seen The Emerald Sea | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Spots Fire Hydrant In Desert | The Editors |
| April 16, 2019 |
Need For Charles: Darling Haunted in Cali | Hank T. Joseph |
| April 16, 2019 |
Looking Forward to The Return of Toad Kill Flame-Tire | Elijah Groust |
| April 16, 2019 |
Interview With NASA Computer Scientist | The Purple Hermit |
| April 16, 2019 |
Hot New Place to Live: Centralia Pennsylvania | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On | Graham Rapier |
| April 12, 2019 |
Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords | William (Bill) Gumby |
| March 14, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-World-Rotates Cannot Break Out or Be Broken Out | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 14, 2019 |
Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail | Common Observer |
| March 12, 2019 |
Monstrous House Cat Donated to Shelter | Opa Kaanrus |
| March 11, 2019 |
Mouth of Pig Discovered in Roadside Soup | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 26, 2019 |
Man In Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Becomes Sickly | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 26, 2019 |
The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador | The Purple Hermit |
| February 21, 2019 |
A Secret Feast in Argentina | Cro Raka |
| February 21, 2019 |
Knocking for Dreams | Somoni Endadid |
| February 20, 2019 |
How To Reach the End of The World | Cro Raka |
| February 19, 2019 |
The Wake of The Tabun Needle Tragedy | The Editors |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Dingus Hullentail | The Hullentail Family |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Agatha Pendleton | The Pendleton Family |
| February 18, 2019 |
Man In The Castle-About-Which-The-World-Rotates Is Disappointed | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 16, 2019 |
Take The Vow Of Loudness | Norman E. Constanza |
| February 16, 2019 |
Plane Destroys Blimp, Deadly Tabun Needles Rain Upon Civilians | Tom Johnson |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 4, 2019 |
Dernberger Spengleton Appointed Tender to the Grand Conveyor | The Editors |
| January 29, 2019 |
The Living Fountainhead: Sally Gomez Surfaces | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 24, 2019 |
Castle About Which World Rotates: dweller unsatisfied, unable to paint or escape | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 23, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover | Clarence Mon |
| January 22, 2019 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Serum Is Successful, Town Plagued by Baldness | Page Tottman |
| January 9, 2019 |
Pleasant Surprises Rise From The Roads of New York City | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 8, 2019 |
Man Boasts Castle About Which World Rotates | “The oracle to which the world delivers its specimens” |
| December 30, 2018 |
Chimp Joe Found in Midst of Noise Moth Binge | Tom Johnson |
| December 19, 2018 |
Ongoing Offshoot of Liquid From Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Groundly Mouths | Carl Mon |
| December 18, 2018 |
Advice: Keep Two Notes for a Growth-Focussed Life | Youbus Leeftim |
| December 16, 2018 |
Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| December 13, 2018 |
Use Disassociex© To Fight Hair Anywhere Spray Forests | Advertisement |
| December 11, 2018 |
Cryptid Caught: "Belmontian Gurp" Apprehended in Amherst Sewers | Sax Tuba |
| December 10, 2018 |
Landscaping Companies On Call For Hair Anywhere Spray Emergencies | Tom Johnson |
| December 4, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| November 26, 2018 |
New Theory Appears in Nazca | Cro Raka |
| November 20, 2018 |
Al Humbleton To Teleport into Realm of Ideas | Alfred Humbleton |
| November 16, 2018 |
Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket | The Editors |
| November 13, 2018 |
"Cigarette Jousting" -- A Danger To Our Youth | Rebecca Winston |
| November 5, 2018 |
Surreal Paraguay | Cro Raka |
| November 5, 2018 |
Honor to The Search | The Editors |
| October 25, 2018 |
A New Stage of The Problem of The Upper Half Of The Man Cut into Two By A Window | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 10, 2018 |
Mikey Reviews: Woke Foods Inc. - New “Conspiracy” Themed Family Restaurant | Mikey McCall |
| October 4, 2018 |
Beloved Surreal Times Reporter Zulu Z. Zulu Wanted Dead or Alive | Giles Squin |
| October 3, 2018 |
His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around | Ron Gutterston |
| October 1, 2018 |
Bonkers Bozos Think the Answer is in The Past | Alfred Humbleton |
| September 27, 2018 |
What Professor Ramirez Said to the Surreal Five | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| September 27, 2018 |
Wendy Yoon: "I'm doing it for the dreams." | Roberto Piccolo |
| September 26, 2018 |
Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity | The Editors |
| September 25, 2018 |
Come See The Human Zoo In Central Park! | Tommy Potentuary |
| September 24, 2018 |
A Joint Statement From The Surreal Five | The Editors |
| September 23, 2018 |
Is There A Seven-Second Frequency? | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi |
| September 20, 2018 |
Questionable Hustle in Central Park: HUMAN ZOO | Tom Johnson |
| September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” | The Editors |
| September 18, 2018 |
H-33 Explained | Eddie Octo |
| September 3, 2018 |
Two Men Were in the Middle of a Life Changing Moment | Cryptic Mark |
| August 23, 2018 |
"The Spot" Breaks Box Office Records, Becoming the Most Profitable Movie in History | Steve Hackwood |
| August 20, 2018 |
I, Bigfoot: "Leave Us Alone" | Larry the Bigfoot |
| August 15, 2018 |
Eddie Octo Achieves Surreal Engineering Masters Degree | The Editors |
| August 13, 2018 |
An Update On The Mechanical Fellow | The Editors |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed | The Editors |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
| July 25, 2018 |
The Fate of The Cockfighting Roosters | Tom Johnson |
| July 18, 2018 |
Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| July 1, 2018 |
Terrible Assault on General Consciousness | Tiggy Sintrupuli |
| May 30, 2018 |
Sandwich Store Snips Ribbon | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 30, 2018 |
A Recording Of The Ranting Of The Hermenaut | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| May 30, 2018 |
Letter To The Fake Sun 2 | The Editors |
| May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
| May 30, 2018 |
Free Eye Contact Services | Mistress Tumbly |
| May 30, 2018 |
We Can All Take A Hint From This Sandwich Anarchy | Pablo Little |
| April 29, 2018 |
Letter to The Editors & All of Their Jumfruitful Friends | Mistress Tumbly |
| April 21, 2018 |
Special Report: On Recent Developments in Hermitude | The Editors |
| April 20, 2018 |
Craigslist Post Appears Offering Bicycle Day Deal | Common Observer |
| April 19, 2018 |
Government To Begin Investigation of The 'Shower Act' | Cryptic Mark |
| April 19, 2018 |
Harsh Sanctions, No Charges To Follow Recent Miniature Automobile Collision | Mad Christopher van Eyck, Sr |
| April 19, 2018 |
An Update From Inside The Old Chapel Dome | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| April 19, 2018 |
Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South | Cro Raka |
| April 19, 2018 |
A Note From The Police: Individuals Saturating Rotaries... | Tom Johnson |
| April 19, 2018 |
New Column: Ask G.G. For Advice | G.G. |
| April 13, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 28, 2018 |
Writing Competition Finished! Winners announced! | Dr. Dan Nibbler |
| March 15, 2018 |
Malicious Koi Robs World of Nwidvee | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 15, 2018 |
Problematic Advertisements Plague Amherst | Common Observer |
| March 15, 2018 |
Tokens Retracted From Worldly Citizens, New Source Recommended | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 11, 2018 |
The Arkansas Howler Returns | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| March 11, 2018 |
Carnival Observed in The South | Cro Raka |
| March 11, 2018 |
Bounty Placed on Fountain of Youth | Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel |
| March 3, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 27, 2018 |
ANNOUNCEMENTS REGARDING THE WRITING COMPETITION AND THE PRIZE | The Editors |
| February 25, 2018 |
The Story of Timothy The Round Uncovered | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 25, 2018 |
Hampshire County Jail & House of Corrections Re-Opens | Common Observer |
| February 24, 2018 |
After the Extraplosion: Moe Lives to Tell The Tale | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 20, 2018 |
New Gameshow, Pilot Episode Airs Tonight | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| February 8, 2018 |
Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again | Cro Raka |
| January 22, 2018 |
Faith Can Move Mountains | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 31, 2017 |
Milkwalker Sightings | Cro Raka |
| December 31, 2017 |
Reverberating Armadillo Comedy & Free Marmalade | Alfred Humbleton |
| December 23, 2017 |
A PICKLE TO THE PREFRONTAL | Wes Sizemore |
| December 15, 2017 |
The Surreal Web Died Today | Priestess Charlene |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| October 31, 2017 |
Woman Receives Information From Afar | Dernberger Spengleton |
| October 18, 2017 |
Interested in Buying a Soul? | Cro Raka |
| October 3, 2017 |
Let's Talk About This Whole Human Thing | Chimpanzee Joe |
| September 26, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman | The Editors |
| September 23, 2017 |
More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry | Cro Raka |
| September 7, 2017 |
Earthwater Entities Mount Escape to Calm | Alfred Humbleton |
| September 4, 2017 |
Sermon #4 - Our Great Final Neglect | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| August 4, 2017 |
The Eclipse and A Call To Action | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| August 4, 2017 |
Call to action for the second coming | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| July 5, 2017 |
Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil | Clarence Mon |
| May 19, 2017 |
A Quick Rewind | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| April 10, 2017 |
Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine | Alfred Humbleton |
| March 17, 2017 |
Montreal Endures Viscous Inhabitant | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
| February 2, 2017 |
The Man in the Nest | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 2, 2017 |
A look at the creature of North Amherst | Ron Gutterston |
| February 2, 2017 |
BURGOWITTZ FOOLISH, UNWISE | Jameson Eldar |
| February 2, 2017 |
NEW ART GALLERY OPENING | The Editors |
| February 1, 2017 |
Political Update: Jeb Bush cruises to victory. | Josh Matteo |
| February 1, 2017 |
A Most Bizarre Questionnaire | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 1, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| February 1, 2017 |
Kind soul does what he can | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
| February 1, 2017 |
AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER | Clarence Mon |
| February 1, 2017 |
Slam your head against the wall | William Howard |
| February 1, 2017 |
Letter to the editor | Emanuel Gumft |
| January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
DOG SEEN CLIMBING TREE | Dernberger Spengleton and Purple Buffalo |
| January 31, 2017 |
The Man in the Crows Nest | Ralphie Warbler |